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I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though: -Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious) -Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die) -Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy) -Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired) -Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women) -Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?) -Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault )-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs) -Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening) -Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips) That's it. ![]()
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