Killing People

[sara1998]

In my circumstances... is this a trick question??????

[Sarah]

i beat someone within an inch of their life one time. it had to be done.

they survived.

[DownOnRodeo]

eek Sarah.

As for the rest of you homocidal maniacs - I know what you did last summer, and so yeah.. I'm coming to kill you tooo. Now, where the hell did I put my hook?

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by Sarah

i beat someone within an inch of their life one time. it had to be done.

they survived.

Yeah, but in your defense, I kind of had it coming, and to be honest, I really enjoyed it.

- Jake

[77Rumours77]

I killed a mole yesterday! Damn ugly creatures!

[77Rumours77]

Originally Posted by DownOnRodeo

eek Sarah.

As for the rest of you homocidal maniacs - I know what you did last summer, and so yeah.. I'm coming to kill you tooo. Now, where the hell did I put my hook?

Actuallty I took your hook and I am coming after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by 77Rumours77

I killed a mole yesterday! Damn ugly creatures!

I hope you're joking!

[Gwillaker]

Killing is bad, m'kay? Jesus knows everything you do, m'kay?

[amber]

I've killed men with kindness. And i assume everyone i've broken up with has withered away and died-does that count?
Amber

[Gwillaker]

Originally Posted by amber

I've killed men with kindness. And i assume everyone i've broken up with has withered away and died-does that count?
Amber

Yes it does.

Actually, I do have a story that relates to this topic.... So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Gwillaker

Yes it does.

Actually, I do have a story that relates to this topic.... So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Man, how many times have i heard that story....
Amber

[Gwillaker]

Originally Posted by amber

Man, how many times have i heard that story....
Amber

Its a classic!

[EveryHour]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

don't have the urge to kill anyone because most people know to stay the hell outta my sight (I seem to intimidate people when I don't even go outta my way too)...Being 6'-1" 230lbs. and looking like a mean sum bitch does have it's advantages.

It sure does, Brian! My boyfriend's the same way and it's funny! He's sweet as pie, but the general public seem to react to him like he proabaly has killed someone!

[EveryHour]

Three words after reading all of these replies:

*TRUST NO ONE*