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Old 06-10-2004, 10:19 AM
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Old 06-10-2004, 11:19 AM
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Holy s--t that was excellent, Funniest s--t I have seen in a longggggggggggggg while (That squirrel sounds similar to me on what I think about these ignorant #$%^&* diets)

Hell, Debbie has everyone asking her "What kinda diet are you on to lose the weight that ya lost?"

Her reply-"Chemo...ya ass" (Ya know, We kept our sense of humor throughout her whole ordeal)

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Old 06-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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OMG ~ I am dying over here. I don't think I have laughed this hard since the cops scene in Sherk 2. This is great. I have to send it to my best friend who's in the bread business. He's cussing the carb craze everyday! This is pricless! THANKS this made my day!
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:02 PM
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Now remember children you can have 3 Burgers and an pound of bacon BUT NO APPLES! LMAO That was so funny. Just what I needed!
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:05 PM
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My husband found the transcript of the clip for me, because I liked it so much.

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU NEED CARBS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE CARBS YOUR BRAIN ROTS AND YOUR LIVER GETS DAMAGED. NICE. YOUR THIN, AND HAVE SOME WEIRD ASS MENTAL DISSEASE AND A BAD LIVER. YEP, THE VANITY IS WORTH IT.
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:08 PM
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the words "Fat Bastard" I think back to a joke I pulled on an internet friend of mine:

She wanted to get pictures of each person in our lil' chat room, So since I had scanned in the scene from Austin Powers were "Fat Bastard" is laying in bed under a sheet (The picture I scanned was where FB had the transmitter shoved up his ass) I decided to send it in for a chuckle...

The next thing I know I saw that picture on her website listed with my nickname, Because she apparently assumed that was my picture, Because she never saw the "Austin Powers" movie or heard of the character "Fat Bastard"...Her boyfriend & everyone in the room teased her for the longest time thus earning me the nickname "Fat Bastard"...
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Old 06-10-2004, 01:29 PM
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My husband found the transcript of the clip for me, because I liked it so much.

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU NEED CARBS, IF YOU DON'T HAVE CARBS YOUR BRAIN ROTS AND YOUR LIVER GETS DAMAGED. NICE. YOUR THIN, AND HAVE SOME WEIRD ASS MENTAL DISSEASE AND A BAD LIVER. YEP, THE VANITY IS WORTH IT.

I would love to have the transcript. If you have it could you PM me?
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