Can I Handle The Seasons Of My Head

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Ooowwwoooooo, smartasses of Houston...

Oooowwwwoooo, flossed asses of Ventnor...

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Yep, I'm a guy. A dude. A joe. A manly man... lmao!

Even though I do have a y chromasome, yes there are women out there who wear mullets all the time. They're called dykes and many of them are my dear, dear friends.

If they have a gay pride festival in your neck of the woods this month, mosey on over and take a gander at the wonder of the lesbian mullet.

It will change your life.

P.S.: I like my hair best now- all those colors were a little scary to be honest.

And what is your hair now, other than somewhat grey?

I am just not convinced that any mullet could change my life, but thanks for the tip.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

A coach bag, visor, and sunglasses do not qualify as outerwear.

- Jake

No, that's right. They're accessories. You're intelligence astounds me!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Oooowwwwoooo, flossed asses of Ventnor...

- Jake

I wasn't aware all the old folk in Ventnor had flossed asses

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

No, that's right. They're accessories. You're intelligence astounds me!

Yesterday you were fascinated by kissing my ass.
"I was your butt-flossed doll..."

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I wasn't aware all the old folk in Ventnor had flossed asses

Yeah, but not intentionally, and you have to lift up the short skirts on the swimsuits to see them, I imagine.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Yesterday you were fascinated by kissing my ass.
"I was your butt-flossed doll..."

- Jake

At 34, one would think you would have learned to distinguish between sarcasm and compliments

"I was your butt-flossed doll?" Maybe in some sort of parallel universe

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

At 34, one would think you would have learned to distinguish between sarcasm and compliments

Your personality is definitely a crash course in one of those. (Gee was that just sarcasm or a compliment?)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Your personality is definitely a crash course in one of those. (Gee was that just sarcasm or a compliment?)

- Jake

I'm kidding with you. Last time I checked that was kind of our schtick.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I'm kidding with you. Last time I checked that was kind of our schtick.

Now who doesn't see a joke. Must I include a smilie is every post for you?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Now who doesn't see a joke. Must I include a smilie is every post for you?

- Jake

Yes. Just as long as it isn't that purple bouncy blob.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Yes. Just as long as it isn't that purple bouncy blob.

I want to find one of those falling out of its speedo and wearing lots of gold chains so you'll feel at home.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I want to find one of those falling out of its speedo and wearing lots of gold chains so you'll feel at home.

- Jake

Is that how you used to dress when you lived here?

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Is that how you used to dress when you lived here?

Here? I never lived on a turnpike. Or under a rock.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Here? I never lived on a turnpike. Or under a rock.

- Jake

How coincidental! Me neither!