Salad Dressing

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Especially since I don't cook. WTF am I going to buy in bulk? Toilet paper? Thongs?

- Jake

I can't cook. If I ever do get married, I'll feel sorry for the guy. I'm terrible.

Honey, are you finally admitting you wear thongs???

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

You don't know that. Maybe his life's dream was to father a DipStix employee of the month. There's still hope for you.

BTW, is there meat in the sauce?

- Jake

Wiseass.

Sometimes he will put meat in the sauce...it depends. Tonight, there was none. As an FYI..in case you do ever decide to attempt your own meat sauce, you cook the meat first

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I can't cook. If I ever do get married, I'll feel sorry for the guy. I'm terrible.

Forget the cooking, I agree completely.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Honey, are you finally admitting you wear thongs???

Yeah, I use them as slingshots at turnpike tollgirls. Learn to duck.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Wiseass.

Sometimes he will put meat in the sauce...it depends. Tonight, there was none. As an FYI..in case you do ever decide to attempt your own meat sauce, you cook the meat first

I don't eat red meat. Or pork. Grind that.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Forget the cooking, I agree completely.

- Jake

Oh, and you're one to talk!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Yeah, I use them as slingshots at turnpike tollgirls. Learn to duck.

- Jake

Duck? Don't you know I catch them and then wear em'?

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I don't eat red meat. Or pork. Grind that.

- Jake

I don't like it. He gets incredibly pissed off at me because if he had it his way, we'd be eating steak everynight but because I don't like it (and my mom isn't a big an either) he can't.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Oh, and you're one to talk!

Good, we agree again.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Duck? Don't you know I catch them and then wear em'?

Those poor birds!

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I don't like it. He gets incredibly pissed off at me because if he had it his way, we'd be eating steak everynight but because I don't like it (and my mom isn't a big an either) he can't.

Sounds like my dad. My mother finally has him eating fish. Amazing.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Good, we agree again.

- Jake

I so hate you

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Sounds like my dad. My mother finally has him eating fish. Amazing.

- Jake

See, I don't like seafood very much at all. My dad likes fresh tuna steaks and all of that but we only have that in the summer. I have to be in a certain mood to eat fish. I suppose it's an aqquired taste.

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

See, I don't like seafood very much at all. My dad likes fresh tuna steaks and all of that but we only have that in the summer. I have to be in a certain mood to eat fish. I suppose it's an aqquired taste.

I like it but annoyed my folks when I was little because I seriously would get stomach aches if I ate it near the smell of the Jersey shore. That ocean smell would turn my insides if I were eating the stuff. I guess I grew out of it because I ate seafood on Sunday when I was in Galveston.
And now I forget what thread I'm in.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I so hate you

Did you use a dictionary for that? I was expecting "I so hate yous."

- Jake