What's the view from your place?

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Maybe if you drew from the under seventy-five crowd, so they wouldn't have to gum their way to freedom?

- Jake

You asshole.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Never got the fascination with watching planes.
When they opened the new airport in Austin a few years ago, it became a popular date spot for a time.

- Jake

I don't like to watch planes but going down to the waterfront in between the aquarium and the Tweeter Center and checking out the amazing view of Philadelphia is nice..makes me look forward to summer and the FLEETWOOD MAC CONCERT

Jake, you know you take all the chicks to the airport

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I don't like to watch planes but going down to the waterfront in between the aquarium and the Tweeter Center and checking out the amazing view of Philadelphia is nice..makes me look forward to summer and the FLEETWOOD MAC CONCERT

Jake, you know you take all the chicks to the airport

Yeah, but declaring them at customs gets expensive.

BTW, I hate aquariums. The shark fear thing.
(Hate the Tweeter, too!)

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
You asshole.

My goodness, do you kiss your old lady clients with that filthy mouth?

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
My goodness, to you kiss your old lady clients with that filthy mouth?

- Jake

If you only knew where their mouths have been...especially if they seek out my services.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
If you only knew where their mouths have been...especially if they seek out my services.

The pharmacy or the corner dealer, I imagine.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
The pharmacy or the corner dealer, I imagine.

- Jake

I will play both, but it's an extra $20.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
I will play both, but it's an extra $20.

Plus bail.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Plus bail.

- Jake

No, I have an arrangement with the local cops. But I'd send Marissa up the river if my ass was on the line.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
But I'd send Marissa up the river if my ass was on the line.

That's touching, it reads like a missing Stevie lyric.
You could have written for Street Angel if you were a little better.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
That's touching, it reads like a missing Stevie lyric.
You could have written for Street Angel if you were a little better.

- Jake

"When you're caught by cops
And there's nothing but 'cuffs
I'd send Marissa up the river
And suddenly...I'd be freeeeeeeeeeee"

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
"When you're caught by cops
And there's nothing but 'cuffs
I'd send Marissa up the river
And suddenly...I'd be freeeeeeeeeeee"

Marissa's free and floating again
Rolling on the pike
Unwinding in her thong

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Marissa's free and floating again
Rolling on the pike
Unwinding in her thong

- Jake

You never promised me a cheetah print thong
You never said it would be cotton
And now it's wool and I'm uneasy and itchy
Ooh, on my ass there is a rugburn

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
You never promised me a cheetah print thong
You never said it would be cotton
And now it's wool and I'm uneasy and itchy
Ooh, on my ass there is a rugburn

Stayed dry the other day
Stayed dry again yesterday
Wonder if I'll ever stay dry again
It reminded me of Thong Depends

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Stayed dry the other day
Stayed dry again yesterday
Wonder if I'll ever stay dry again
It reminded me of Thong Depends

- Jake

Depends deposits all the time
I wonder what Jakey would say
Another clean-up
Another pair
Another run to CVS this time