American Idol

[skcin]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Frankly, I hope they all start square dancing. American Idol Hoedown

LOL!

I'm thinking it's a sure thing that Football Guy does Toby Keith or Garth Brooks - anyone want to place bets?

As far as John Stevens goes, I'm sure it will be a slow, sappy, boring, drawn-out, lagging, dragging...

huh? Oh, sorry, I must have dozed off - what was the question?

Paula

[darklinensuit]

I think the only Idol song I've liked so far is Miss Independent.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Will Convulsoboy be two-stepping or what? I'm curious to see if he tones it down like the judges said to.

- Jake

I'm afraid this will be Spas Attack's last night (that is,...if there's any justice in this world).

I cringe to imagine red-headed John singing country, this oughta be some hilarious viewing.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
I'm afraid this will be Spas Attack's last night (that is,...if there's any justice in this world).

I think he's going to last awhile.

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I think he's going to last awhile.

- Jake

You're probably right, because the next person to go is probably going to be the ex-footballer. At least it should be, although, unfortunately, America thinks their both irresistable. Damn their loveable personalities! Damn them I say!

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I think the only Idol song I've liked so far is Miss Independent.

- Jake

Hmmm...

: pictures Jake singing Miss Independent:

:subsequently dies laughing:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by cliffdweller
You're probably right, because the next person to go is probably going to be the ex-footballer. At least it should be, although, unfortunately, America thinks their both irresistable. Damn their loveable personalities! Damn them I say!

He's MY pick to go (I don't find his personality lovable), though I think country might be a style better suited to his voice. (His Too Hot To Handle bit was so awful I couldn't believe the judges didn't rip him apart!)
I'm thinking it might be the Hawaiian bundle of nerves. I'm hoping it's not Jennifer!
Curious to see what Fantaysia can pull off in country.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Hmmm...

: pictures Jake singing Miss Independent:

:subsequently dies laughing:

"What happened to Miss Indigestion..." (Hi, Marissa )

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
"What happened to Miss Indigestion..." (Hi, Marissa )

- Jake

She's here. With her Tums.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
She's here. With her Tums.

I think I'm the only old guy around who has never had Tums or Rolaids.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I think I'm the only old guy around who has never had Tums or Rolaids.

- Jake

They really don't work anyway. And they taste like chalk. I have to take Zantac before I eat everyday...when I do eat. It's the only thing that seems to work for me. Stomach problems are not a good time. See, now, and you thought you were making a joke

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
They really don't work anyway. And they taste like chalk. I have to take Zantac before I eat everyday...when I do eat. It's the only thing that seems to work for me. Stomach problems are not a good time. See, now, and you thought you were making a joke

Well, how do you expect to feel when you know how chalk tastes?

Seriously, feel better. (Hell knows you're unpleasant enough when you're healthy, so I mean it sincerely when I say Get well. )

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Well, how do you expect to feel when you know how chalk tastes?

Seriously, feel better. (Hell knows you're unpleasant enough when you're healthy, so I mean it sincerely when I say Get well. )

- Jake

Is this "sweet and sincere," Jake? Why i'm stunned.

Sarcasm aside, thank you

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Is this "sweet and sincere," Jake? Why i'm stunned.

Sarcasm aside, thank you

Just looking for that bigger commission we discussed.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Just looking for that bigger commission we discussed.

- Jake

If you keep this up, you'll get it