If her name weren't Stevie Nicks, what name would fit her?

[Sorcerer386]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Why such a normal pick? It's nice, but why this?

- Jake

Lol, I wondered if anyone would ask. I worked with a woman who looked so much like Stevie from around the Wild Heart era...especially in the If Anyone Falls video. And, her name was Amy Stewart.

[EveryHour]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??)

That IS bad...
But, actually, (and I SWEAR this is NOT a joke) my dad used to have a friend at work whose wife became Gaye Pigg when she married him!



(Oh, my! I looked at this the next day and realized that there's a SMALL possibility I may have come across as a total homophobe here. That is the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I intended.)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention


I'm glad someone got it.

Da clap or da joke?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by DownOnRodeo
Babette Wolski

(I know someone with this name. Isn't it the worst name you've ever heard??)

As I mentioned before, my dad graduated with a Brunhilde Schligglemeyer.
And as a teacher, I've seen some doozies:
Twins named Da'Shea and Da'Tre.
A girl named Queen Esther Williams. (Cracks me up!)
A family of kids named Yesterday, Nextday, and Tonite. (My friend had Tonite in her class and thought it was pronounced Toe-Nee-Tay until she met the siblings. )

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Sorcerer386
Lol, I wondered if anyone would ask. I worked with a woman who looked so much like Stevie from around the Wild Heart era...especially in the If Anyone Falls video. And, her name was Amy Stewart.

Single? Send her down!

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by EveryHour
That IS bad...
But, actually, (and I SWEAR this is NOT a joke) my dad used to have a friend at work whose wife became Gaye Pigg when she married him!

Are you familiar with the Ima Hogg House in Austin? Former Governor Hogg named his daughter Ima.
And one of the big super market chains, HEB, is really H.E. Butt.

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Originally posted by darklinensuit

Are you familiar with the Ima Hogg House in Austin? Former Governor Hogg named his daughter Ima.
And one of the big super market chains, HEB, is really H.E. Butt.

- Jake

and her sister Youra

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
and her sister Youra

Don't forget the twins, Mia and Wera.

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Eh Hmmmmm!!!!!

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

[darklinensuit]

I've never been to Mineola, TX, but doesn't it sound like a place where an Ima Hogg would be born?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Well, i'm going to be all normal here...a girl I went to school with was named Jocelyn Paige...Paige was actually her last name but I like it as a middle name. I just always thought it was gorgeous. I think it's what i'll name the child I'm never having

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I just always thought it was gorgeous. I think it's what i'll name the child I'm never having

I thought it would be GardenStateBaby. Oh, that's the child you are having. (I'll have DarkLinenDiaper. )

- Jake

[Lorraine]

I think LUCINDA CHARNER would suit her. I just made it up.

I also went to school with a girl called Carol Shufflebottom, hee hee, Stevie Shufflebottom (in that black dress)


lORRAINE

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by Lorraine
I think LUCINDA CHARNER would suit her. I just made it up.

I also went to school with a girl called Carol Shufflebottom, hee hee, Stevie Shufflebottom (in that black dress)


lORRAINE

That is AWFUL. I guess Sheila Shufflebottom would be even worse. Or Ima Shufflebottim.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I thought it would be GardenStateBaby. Oh, that's the child you are having. (I'll have DarkLinenDiaper. )

- Jake

Well, seeing as that is the name that appears on your birth certificate, it only makes since that you'll name the kid DarkLinenDiaper Jr. Jake isn't your real name...like father, like son