Funny, stupid things

[littlelies7]

I have thought about some funny, stupid things to post.
(Warning: I'm usually not funny)

A Stupid Story:

There are these two guys who are going to drive to work. The first guy stops his friend and says, "I don't think we should drive the car tomorrow. We're polluting the air. We should rely on other modes of transporation to get to work."
The other guy agrees.

The next day, the first guy walks out with his bicycle. He sees his other friend with his arms and eyes to the sky. The first guy walks over and says, "What are you doing?"
The other guy answers: "I'm waiting to fly."

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If you know some funny, stupid little stories: post 'em!

God bless!!