The saddest song - Page 3

HomerMcvie · #31 09-07-2024, 01:56 AM

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how good a bell ringer can one be when you're smashed off your *ss? she was cleaning up his puke and wiping his bottom. is doing that gonna put you in the mood for romance later on??

i don't get it either.

--Lis

You're right. I must've missed the memo on the wiping of the old bum(in more than one warm ways) memo.

Once there's a whiff of poo, SHOW'S OVER. Nothing to see, here. Move(not your bowels) along.

Macfan4life · #32 09-07-2024, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Emeritus

how good a bell ringer can one be when you're smashed off your *ss? she was cleaning up his puke and wiping his bottom. is doing that gonna put you in the mood for romance later on??

i don't get it either.

--Lis

So that was the inspiration for Brown Eye?

Penguin Emeritus · #33 09-07-2024, 05:08 PM

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So that was the inspiration for Brown Eye?

yeesh you guys need to stop. so nasty. but if i had to do that for someone...the bell is off limits for a good long while.

--Lis

**jbrownsjr** · #34 09-09-2024, 08:36 AM

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yeesh you guys need to stop. so nasty. but if i had to do that for someone...the bell is off limits for a good long while.

--Lis

no doubt that it would be a turn off... double and triple... "ewwww"

HomerMcvie · #35 09-09-2024, 10:10 AM

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no doubt that it would be a turn off... double and triple... "ewwww"

How have I never heard about her having to wipe him? BLECK!

There should be a certification process for cleanliness, before going on a date. "I'm sorry, but I'll need to see your inspection card"...

HomerMcvie · #36 09-09-2024, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Emeritus

yeesh you guys need to stop. so nasty. but if i had to do that for someone...the bell is off limits for a good long while.

--Lis

So Lis, in my almost 50 years of following this band(I'll be 29 this December), I've NEVER heard the poop story. Please tell us. Seriously. IDK how I could have missed that, because believe me, I'd never forget it!

**jbrownsjr** · #37 09-09-2024, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

How have I never heard about her having to wipe him? BLECK!

There should be a certification process for cleanliness, before going on a date. "I'm sorry, but I'll need to see your inspection card"...

because you took everything Wendy Welch said at face value, knowing she was batsh*t crazy, and still believed every word she said, anyway???

Penguin Emeritus · #38 09-09-2024, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

So Lis, in my almost 50 years of following this band(I'll be 29 this December), I've NEVER heard the poop story. Please tell us. Seriously. IDK how I could have missed that, because believe me, I'd never forget it!

omg, i'm trying to dig it up....i'm having surgery tomorrow and running around doing a thousand things. but anyway she said she had to 'wipe his bottom and clean up his sick,' she'd get him all sobered up and cleaned up and he'd go back out again, but that once she started mothering him it was sort of the beginning of the end...doesn't anyone else remember this interview ?? lol i know it's out there... ok here it is...

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...sley-ann-jones

--Lis

Macfan4life · #39 09-09-2024, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Emeritus

omg, i'm trying to dig it up....i'm having surgery tomorrow and running around doing a thousand things. but anyway she said she had to 'wipe his bottom and clean up his sick,' she'd get him all sobered up and cleaned up and he'd go back out again, but that once she started mothering him it was sort of the beginning of the end...doesn't anyone else remember this interview ?? lol i know it's out there... ok here it is...

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainm...sley-ann-jones

--Lis

Wow really crazy.
The more shocking part from this article (IMHO) is not the wiping of his bottom. Its Chris's admission that she made him a cocaine addict. I would have thought he was already addicted to every drug when they met.
But we did get some of her best songs written for or inspired by Dennis.
Its sad that he never got to hear Chris's solo album that was released after he died. I think I read before she played him some tracks before release. However that must have been a sucker punch for Chris. She was just about to break into her solo career when he died.

Penguin Emeritus · #40 09-09-2024, 07:27 PM

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Wow really crazy.
The more shocking part from this article (IMHO) is not the wiping of his bottom. Its Chris's admission that she made him a cocaine addict. I would have thought he was already addicted to every drug when they met.
But we did get some of her best songs written for or inspired by Dennis.
Its sad that he never got to hear Chris's solo album that was released after he died. I think I read before she played him some tracks before release. However that must have been a sucker punch for Chris. She was just about to break into her solo career when he died.

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that dennis had not done a sh*tload of coke and other drugs before he met chris. i think her money just made it much easier for him to get but i think chris is being a little too hard on herself w that admission. It must have been sad for her when he died... but on the other hand i don't think they were in touch too often by then.... it was a bit of a lonely time for her in those years, which may be why she fell so quickly and so hard for that keyboardist guy whose name i prefer not to say lol

--Lis

SteveMacD · #41 09-09-2024, 08:50 PM

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Yeah, I find it hard to believe that dennis had not done a sh*tload of coke and other drugs before he met chris. i think her money just made it much easier for him to get but i think chris is being a little too hard on herself w that admission. It must have been sad for her when he died... but on the other hand i don't think they were in touch too often by then.... it was a bit of a lonely time for her in those years, which may be why she fell so quickly and so hard for that keyboardist guy whose name i prefer not to say lol

I seriously wonder if that’s why Todd, who introduced her to said keyboardist, was never asked to join the band. I think Fleetwood Mac would have been much more stable if they’d put him in over Rick and Dave.

Macfan4life · #42 09-10-2024, 05:03 AM

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I seriously wonder if that’s why Todd, who introduced her to said keyboardist, was never asked to join the band. I think Fleetwood Mac would have been much more stable if they’d put him in over Rick and Dave.

The only thing wrong with that theory is when Fleetwood Mac needed a guitarist Chris was still in love with said keyboardist.
Was it not you or discussed on this board that Billy was the easy hire, the band worked with him and knew him. Rick was the studio hire thinking Billy could not be a full time lead guitarist. Todd has or had a website and did a Q& A once and he was asked if he was ever asked to join and he said no. But many of us always wondered why Todd was not asked.

Macfan4life · #43 09-10-2024, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Emeritus

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that dennis had not done a sh*tload of coke and other drugs before he met chris. i think her money just made it much easier for him to get but i think chris is being a little too hard on herself w that admission. It must have been sad for her when he died... but on the other hand i don't think they were in touch too often by then.... it was a bit of a lonely time for her in those years, which may be why she fell so quickly and so hard for that keyboardist guy whose name i prefer not to say lol

--Lis

Yeah I agree. Their relationship facilitated his substance abuse and addiction. He could have never had a normal relationship with a woman who was not a big partier. But it was the best off all worlds. Chris was beautiful, famous, rich, and had access to a ton of blow that he did not have to pay for.

bombaysaffires · #44 09-11-2024, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin Emeritus

Yeah, I find it hard to believe that dennis had not done a sh*tload of coke and other drugs before he met chris. i think her money just made it much easier for him to get but i think chris is being a little too hard on herself w that admission. It must have been sad for her when he died... but on the other hand i don't think they were in touch too often by then.... it was a bit of a lonely time for her in those years, which may be why she fell so quickly and so hard for that keyboardist guy whose name i prefer not to say lol

--Lis

yeah, he came off as such a total moocher. he used her money (including buying her nice/expensive things and putting them on her tab) and used her to watch his kid and used her to have a place to crash out.....while he still f*cked around and was a basic deadbeat. I didn't realize at the time how scuzzy her second husband was as well.

HomerMcvie · #45 09-11-2024, 03:57 PM

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yeah, he came off as such a total moocher. he used her money (including buying her nice/expensive things and putting them on her tab) and used her to watch his kid and used her to have a place to crash out.....while he still f*cked around and was a basic deadbeat. I didn't realize at the time how scuzzy her second husband was as well.

How sad is that? Multimillionaire, wonderful person, and keeps picking losers.