Drunk Fan parodies

Gypsy · #1 10-29-2003, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Cour:

Quote:

It's amazing the amount of people who go to a concert to either yak with a friend or get drunk. Someone should start a thread about the strangest and most annoying things they saw at this year's concerts. I sure have a list of my own and too many drunks that ruined some of my shows.Maybe we can have a list of song suggestions for the Drunk Fan

Ahem! (To the tune of 'Dreams'):

Now there you went again, and
Ruined my concert...
You just couldn't keep it down.

It's only right that I should turn around and sock you,
When I can't hear the band
'Cause you're so loud.

During the show,
Your off-key warble...drove me mad
Under the torment of your chattering,
I strained to hear
My favorite songs,
I strained to heeeeee-earar,
My favorite songs....

Thunder only happens when it's raining,
Drunkards only scream while the Mac's playing
Tell me, oh dear God, why is this so?
When will they ever leave us fans alone?

Now here they go again,
They're bumping into me.
I try hard to control myself.
It's only my hands
That want to wrap around their throats,
When they steal Lindsey's towel for themselves.

Drunken towel thieves...
In a heartbeat...make you mad...
Put a damper on your happiness...
And make you wish
That they'd stayed home,
And make you wiiii-iiish,
That they'd stayed home.

Oh thunder only happens when it's raining,
Drunkards only bump you while the Mac's plaaay-ying.
Lushes they may come, fall on the floor.
Go home, let us enjoy the Mac alone!

Join the fun, folks! Post some of your own.

dissention · #2 10-30-2003, 07:32 AM

One set of fans could walk a straight line
One set of fans were loud and ****-faced
Well I wonder who will fall over first
As one said "Ffffreams" was their favorite song

Well I wonder which fan had fourteen beers
For in this venue they will piss and cry

Well it's better to have one or none
(Ah but it's better to have none)
Than to have had four before the first song
Never have one, never have one at all
Well it's better to have one than six
(Ah but it's better not to have none)
Than to always be coooocked
Always be cooooocked
In front of the Mac

I thought that there was a drink limit
Through all that time and all these songs
I stopped many times to yell at you
Well I told you that it was the rude thing to do

(chorus)

But I knew that a fight would break out
And the fight would take its toll upon Lubbock
Well she wouldn't perform
Goodbye Baby
'Cause of drunk asses
In Reno

Livia · #3 10-30-2003, 04:25 PM

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As one said "Ffffreams" was their favorite song

Crying cuz I'm laughing so hard!!!!

Livia · #4 10-31-2003, 05:14 PM

WHAT'S THIS LUSH GONNA DO?

What’s this lush gonna do?
Don’t hurl on my shoes
You can’t have no fun
When you’re next to a drunk
I can’t go anywhere
Cuz my seat is right here
And this stupid jerk
Ain’t no concert perk

What’s this lush gonna do?
What’s this lush gonna do?
Swaying while the Mac is playing
What’s this lush gonna do?

dissention · #5 10-31-2003, 05:17 PM

FANTASTIC, Livia!!!

skcin · #6 11-02-2003, 09:40 PM

WOOHOO! HEY!
Screams the jerkoff next to me
Interrupting Stevie Nicks
As she is performing (side note - always during BC or Landslide too!)
WOOHOO! HEY!
What an @sshole
He is a cave dweller
From back in high school

I like the Fleetwood Mac shows
I like the nights
I like the way the band played beautifully night after night
It's like living in your own little world
Stevie's cape is glittering
Like gorgeous stars
In the dark night

I'm not alone now
With my thoughts
Because this moron
Has had too much draught
What I've been through
And all of the trauma
Beer spilled on my program
A dumb drunken stranger

What I've found on this journey
Is what jack@sses are made of
We cannot pretend
That they don't ruin the show
It's just like a beer tap
It's never ending
No I cannot pretend
That the disgust will fall away

Thank you and goodnight!
Paula

DownOnRodeo · #7 11-02-2003, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by skcin

It's just like a beer tap
It's never ending

Paula!! That was so good

I haven't experienced this trauma (yet?) but I can imagine. I think I like 'Woohoo Hey' better than 'Illume'!

Especially this!~

Quote:

I like the Fleetwood Mac shows
I like the nights
I like the way the band played beautifully night after night
It's like living in your own little world
Stevie's cape is glittering
Like gorgeous stars
In the dark night

Nice!

skcin · #8 11-02-2003, 11:03 PM

HEEHEEHEE!

Thanks! I didn't think I had it in me - the rest are so great!

Paula