How Stevie helped me get an "A" in world history

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Originally Posted by SisterNightroad

You're a ****ing genius.

I don't have a story of this caliber, but once my feminist Physical physical education teacher since I didn't attend sports classes due to my scoliosis, to "make up for it" told me to write a short essay about my feelings towards one of the problems women face in our society, I don't remember exactly what. Since it was something a bit "strange" of her to do and I was very busy studying for a test of another subject, I just ended up translating the text of a song from Garbage that I unfortunately don't remember in a few minutes. She gave me just a 7/10, that is roughly a little more than a C and less than B in the US system, but I was satisfied enough that I fooled her.

I still have the test hidden away somewhere in my house. Not only was I the only A in my class but his only A the entire semester.
I just remembered a funny part. I remember having a tough time drawing France into my "theme." The French always seem to go against the "trends" of world history. But I took a stab at it. I used a "book of miracles" line. Something like... France is a hard story to tell so (some historian) consults his book of miracles LOL. I was pushing my luck on that one. I mean what next? Getting some ribbons and bows to tie the connection