Brexit vote

[Mr Scarrott]

I had feared this result, but hoped against hope that this wouldn't happen. My fellow countrymen and women have made a mistake of staggering stupidity borne of ignorance and wilful malicious untruths propogated by the Leave campaign and UKIP.

I watched the results through the night, fleetingly bouyed by signs of an upswing for Remain but it was not to be. Though never a Conservative, I finally broke into tears as David Cameron anounced his resignation, whilst screaming internally at his decision to promise the referendum in the first place.

And then, that insult to humanity, Donald J Trump, waltzed across his golf course in Scotland, that great nation at risk of being removed from the EU against her will and declaims "it's a great thing, it's a great thing."

America, you have been warned.