Back Off, Noel Gallagher

[Missy]

^^^ Yeh hahaha Liam and Noel are nearly as dramatic as Stevie and Lindsey.

"If I lived in America, I would have blown his [Liam] head off by now and completely regretted it. Since I live in England, though, I just give him a black eye or something every now and then. I don't hate him, but f*** me, he p*sses me off sometimes."

Yikes!

Kanye isn't always in his good books.

"He needs to look up the f***ing term 'artistry' and then see if it reminds him, in any way, of Beyonce. If shaking your ass for a living is considered art, then she's right up there, no? Can I also point out: Beck can play the banjo. The banjo. That makes him a genius.

Q. Did you ever try to play the banjo?

"I've been known to play the banjo from time to time."

Q. Why does him knowing how to play the banjo make him a genius?

"Because I play the banjo and I'm a genius. If he plays the banjo, he must be a f***ing genius, too. No? That's how it works."

"If [Kanye] had got up at the Brits in the 90s, I'd have knocked him out."

That made me wonder if Lindsey can play the banjo. Seems like he could. Not a surprise really. I think you can still hear it in his style.

Sometimes tension or rivalry in the band can make them better and foster more creativity if it doesn't tear them apart first. You see that of course with Stevie and Lindsey. There was Paul McCartney and John Lennon (with Brian Epstein and Ringo Starr to smooth over their differences). Keith Richards and Mick Jagger etc.

Noel has a way with words when he can stop swearing for ten seconds. Probably a part of his songwriting ability.