South Park Episode

[Merf]

I did some research.

Episode 509:
Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
Original Air Date: 11-07-2001
Who needs Special Ops when you have Cartman's fat ass on your side? After accidentally being sent to Afghanistan, Cartman (in a tribute to WWII-era Loony Toons) and the boys take on Osama and the Taliban learning that they have a lot more in common with the Afghani children than they ever realized. Go America! Go Broncos!>> "Fleetwood Mac" is listed in the cast of characters.



Part of the transcript

General: Alright, troops, we depart for Afghanistan in five minutes! Let's move out!
Stan: [now in the base with the others] Alright, come on. We just gotta get the goat on one of these planes.
Soldier 1: [off-screen] Isn't this exciting, Tony? [the boys hide behind some boxes nearby] We're finally gonna see some action.
Tony: [the soldiers, in desert fatigues, appear] Yeah, and uh, I hear that as soon as we land we get a USO show.
Soldier 1: We do! [draws close] Stevie Nicks is goin' to perform.
Tony: Hoh, Stevie Nicks. Huh, I love her! [they move on]
Stan: [peeks out] Okay, it's clear. Come on! [moves out with the goat and the other boys. A shadow falls across them]
Soldier: [off screen] Hey you!
Tony: [aims his rifle at the boys] What the hell do you think you're doing here?!
Goat: ...Ba-a-a-a-a.
Tony: [chastened, quickly retracts the rifle] H-uh, I'm sorry, Miss Nicks, uh. [looks around] Hey guys, this is Stevie Nicks. [a black soldier walks up]
Soldier 2: Oh wow!
Goat: ...Ma-a-a-a-a.
Soldier 3: Uh, can I get a picture
Soldier 4: Miss Nicks. Over here, Miss Nicks! [takes a picture]
Goat: ...Ma-a-a-a-a.
Tony: Oh... M- Miss Nicks, I... I don't wanna bother you, but... could you sing a quick Fleetwood Mac for us. Could ya?
Other Soldiers: Oh yeah. Please. Come on, come on. Please. Yeah.
Goat: ...Ma-a-a-a-a. Ma-a-a-a-a.
Soldiers: Oh! No way! That was wild! That was great!
Soldier 3: Wait till I tell my sister about this; she is gonna flip!
Stan: Well, uh, we've gotta get Miss Nicks on the plane to Afghanistan, guys.
Tony: Oh, can we just get a-
Stan: [turns right and walks off] Ah, sorry. Mss Nicks isn't answering any more questions.
Tony: Oh, sure, we understand. Move along. [the soldiers watch the goat walk away with the boys]
Soldier 3: ...She looks great

[Merf]

Here's more! I've been trying to download the episode but I keep getting error messages.

SNN Reporter: With Stevie Nicks in captivity, the other members of Fleetwood Mac have been hidden so the Taliban can't get to them as well. [the soldiers are crestfallen]
Tony: They... took Stevie Nicks?
Soldier 2: Bastards! Heartless, gutless bastards!
General: Alright men! Grab your guns and your Bibles! We are going to get Miss Nicks back!
Soldiers: [cheering]Hooray!!! [some of them have their arms raised]

* * * *

[Outside Osama's cave, day. The boys have moved away from the cave entrance, and the fat Afghan boy has rejoined them. Beyond them the two forces continue fighting]

Kyle: Do you really think your civilization is better than ours?! You people play games by killing animals, and oppress women!
Boy in Blue Vest: It's better than a civilization that spends its time watching millionaires walk down the red carpet at the Emmys!
Stan: ...He's got us there, dude. [pan out to see more fighting]
Tony: [finds the goat and picks it up] I got her. I got Stevie Nicks. [carries it away. The Americans retreat, but continue firing away]
Goat: Me-e-e-eh.

* * * *

[USO concert. The stage is set amid the pup tents and soldiers clamor around in the audience. "VICTORY!" The general takes the stage]

General: Great job, troops! Once again we have killed our enemies!
Soldier 5: [cheering] Hooray!
Soldier 6: Hooray! Yeah, we sure did!
General: The world is now safe, thanks to you. And so now, as promised, here is Fleetwood Mac with Stevie Nicks!
Soldiers: Whoa. Yeah. [the goat, dressed to look like Stevie Nicks, approaches the mic.]
Fleetwood Mac: Just like the wild winged bird sings a song-
Stand back, she's singin'.
Goat: Maaa
Fleetwood Mac: Baby
Goat: Maaa
Fleetwood Mac: Babe
Goat: Maa-ha [the concert continues. The three boys watch the performance.]
* * * *


So they sang "Edge of Seventeen" with the wrong words. Gotta love South Park! I bet Stevie thought it was funny.

I got the transcript from SP Scriptorium

[Rainman]

Okay, this is somewhat off the topic, but it seems to me I once saw Stevie as a guest on the Muppet Show. Did anyone else see this, or am I dreaming?

[beach~gypsy]

the Fajita Roundup is sooooo hilarious!!! and I don't think Stevie minds the 'pickin' because I used to see the dates/times posted on the Nicksfix when that SNL episode would be on (maybe also South Park I seem to remember??)

here's the Fajita Roundup transcript:

Stevie Nicks: Hello, I'm Stevie Nicks. Do you like the music of my band, Fleetwood Mac? And do you like fajitas, flautas, quesadias, and other Tex-Mex specialties? Then come on down to my new restaurant in Sedona, Arizona - Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup. In the seventies, I dedicated myself to witchcraft, Lindsay Buckingham, and cocaine. But now I use that same energy and dedication to bring you an affordable dining experience you'll never forget. [ sings to the tune of "Rhiannon" ] "Chicken fajitas taste real fine, wouldn't you love to eat them? My chips and salsa are mighty fine, no one round here can beat 'em."

In my restaurant, I'll be singing some of the classic songs that made me famous, while serving up some of the finest Tex-Mex food in the Southwest - like the house specialty, "Burrito Dream". [ sings to the tune of "Dreams" ] "Now, there you go again, you say you want burritos. I'm sure that you can keep 'em down. It's only a flour tortilla, used to wrap around your meat now. Have you any beans you'd like to share with the loneliness?"

When Mick Fleetwood and I started performing back in 1974, we had a vision that one day our music would be heard around the world.. while people are eating Mexican food in a restaurant. [ sings to the tune of "Gold Dust Woman" ] "Rack of beef to start on, take your silver spoon full of beans and rice.."

So, the next time you're craving a little Stevie Nicks' music, or a vegetable burrito, don't forget there's a special place for people just like you. [ sings to the tune of "Landslide ] "You placed an order, I wrote it down. Three enchiladas, the best in town. Then I saw my reflection in a big pile of nachos. The landslide brought in down."

Announcer: Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup. Off Interstate 17, just two hours north of Phoenix. Every Tuesday, burrito specials just $2.99.

[WednesdaysChild]

You can see the Fajita Roundup Skit here:

http://stevie.nleone.com/sn_movie.htm

[sparky]

Love both these things. I saw the South Park episode randomly and about peed my pants. Ditto the SNL. I bet Stevie gets a laugh from them.

[seteca]

Originally posted by beach~gypsy
here's the Fajita Roundup transcript:......

LMAO!!!

That's absolutely hilarious!!