Daily Jokes

[jannieC]

What do you call a guy on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a guy on your front steps?

Matt!

In the pool?

Bob!

[vivfox]

Originally Posted by jannieC

What do you call a guy on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a guy on your front steps?

Matt!

In the pool?

Bob!

C'mon Jannie, we've ALL heard these silly ones b4.

[jannieC]

Originally Posted by vivfox

C'mon Jannie, we've ALL heard these silly ones b4.

I know, but I love them.

On a piece of paper?

Mark!

In a flowerbed?

Pete!

[McTrouble]

What do you call a Nun sitting on top of a Washing Machine?

Sister Matic!

[ironman_01701]

Originally Posted by McTrouble

A little fun every day - hope everyone is up for this!

The sillier, cornier, and smuttier the better! But no filth or offensiveness please!

I'll start us off gently:-


Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkled?

A. Because if he was small, white and smooth he would be an aspirin!



Q. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

A. So they can hide in cherry trees!


I'm sure y'all can do better than this!

The doctor says to his patient: "I've got some bad news, and I've got some worse news"!!

The patient said oh no, what's the bad news?

The Doctor said you got 24 hours to live!

The patient said what the hell is the worse news??










The Doctor said I tried to reach you yesterday!!

[ironman_01701]

"Can you drink with that"?

[McTrouble]

Snow White's dwarfs are all in the bath feeling happy.

Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

[vivfox]

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

[vivfox]

What concert can you attend for forty five cents?







50 cent with Nickelback