Funny, lame or kooky sayings you like

[gretchen]

-Nice trouser luggage!
-I lost my boobs in a dieting accident
-How much did it cost? Free 99!
-Five finger discount
-Roll em in honey and release the fire ants!
-When I wanna hear from the cheap seats, I'll throw up a flare, sir
-Was it a Heineken?? It WAS!!!
-Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining
-did you take that over any sweet jumps?
-I see you're on that famous Beer and Mustard diet
-don't write a check yo butt can't cash
-by the power of my ass...
-Severe sparkage!
-Mixed grillage
-Oooh, nachos...
-ditz factor 95
-I got hit in the "ballular region"
-how about a Fresca?
-Skills on my jok!
-that's kewl
-flick my bic baby
-slip your hand inside of my glove
-severe flamage!