I want to join the Scientologists ...

[David]

I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

[GardenStateGirlie]

Don't get sick.

[dissention]

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

[GateandGarden]

Pay some young chick to marry you?

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

or two - so they can put them on your eyelids

[wondergirl9847]

Become a celebrity?

[darklinensuit]

Why not become a Hollywood kabbalist as well? You can have Roseanne & Madonna & Brittney as your spiritual gurus. And wear a pricey yarn bracelet.

- Jake

[SuzeQuze]

Get near a "church" of Scientology, wait for it to engulf you, which it will. That's it!

[skcin]

I hope you're rich. I don't think they accept poor people.

[Violet]

Move to Clearwater, FL. Trust me, THEY will find YOU. Beware the clipboard people.....

[catinthedark]

Originally Posted by skcin

I hope you're rich. I don't think they accept poor people.

Hope you're dumb, too. Don't think they accept educated people.

[GateandGarden]

Have I mentioned that your sig rules, Sharon?

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by trackaghost

You guys are all cynics. You could all use a little scientology in yours lives. Look at Mr Cruise, he focuses on the POSITIVE. You guys obviously haven't exorcised your thetan spirit.

This is for David:

http://www.scientology.org/



Xenu rules

These idiots are a self-parody.

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by David

I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

Stock up on your quarters.