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David 06-29-2005 01:46 PM

I want to join the Scientologists ...
 
I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

GardenStateGirlie 06-29-2005 01:49 PM

Don't get sick.

dissention 06-29-2005 01:50 PM

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

GateandGarden 06-29-2005 01:51 PM

Pay some young chick to marry you? :shrug:

wondergirl9847 06-29-2005 01:51 PM

Hmmm...
 
Become a celebrity?

darklinensuit 06-29-2005 01:54 PM

Why not become a Hollywood kabbalist as well? You can have Roseanne & Madonna & Brittney as your spiritual gurus. And wear a pricey yarn bracelet. :angel:

- Jake

SuzeQuze 06-29-2005 02:07 PM

Get near a "church" of Scientology, wait for it to engulf you, which it will. That's it!

skcin 06-29-2005 02:20 PM

I hope you're rich. I don't think they accept poor people.

Violet 06-29-2005 02:29 PM

Move to Clearwater, FL. Trust me, THEY will find YOU. Beware the clipboard people.....

GateandGarden 06-29-2005 02:36 PM

Have I mentioned that your sig rules, Sharon? :D

trackaghost 06-29-2005 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GateandGarden
Have I mentioned that your sig rules, Sharon? :D

Thanks :D
It demonstrates the power of Xenu. :nod:

seeker007nmss 06-29-2005 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackaghost
Thanks :D
It demonstrates the power of Xenu. :nod:

I like the power of XENA better. YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI....... :nod:

strandinthewind 06-29-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention
Carry a quarter with you at all times.

or two - so they can put them on your eyelids :eek:

gldstwmn 06-29-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David
I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

Stock up on your quarters. :laugh:

seeker007nmss 06-29-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackaghost
Xenu doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You better watch yourself.

http://www.satanslab.com/religon/xenu.jpg



Did you know Xenu backwards is Unex? Makes you think...... :nod:

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