TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[PenguinHead]

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

But about six months ago, a miracle occured! I sat down on my throne to do the usual business, and, unexpectedly it happened! I knew something was different because I didn't feel anything; it just slid out...and there was nothing to wipe!

I was amazed! So much so, I couldn't contain myself! I couldn't believe it. I thought "someone should have witnessed this! This is epic! Someone should know about this! "I wanted to shout it from the roof top! Who do I call?!

I eventually was able to share it with several friends I was with that evening. They were very impressed by my accomplishment! I wish every poop could occur this way! Unforunately it was just a fluke poop. But it did happen once again.

Not sure what factors were involved. I've been a vegetarian for most of my life, but that has nothing to do with it.