TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Maybe warm something, but it sure ain't water and a washcloth!

With this is mind... how was your trip to Nashville?! Much "warmth" there??

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

With this is mind... how was your trip to Nashville?! Much "warmth" there??

Stop being me!!!! I only checked here, 2 minutes ago. I found a warm spot, on Friday (a former warm spot), and was offered a star position on the team.....however(for whatever "dating" reasons), my heart just wasn't in it. I actually did make an offer tonight, on the same spot, and was given a "maybe next time". My bad, with no regrets.

I'm rather perplexed, over frustrating issues at home...too much to really be into anything, right now.....
Love.blows.goats. Yet, that's my only cure.
(smashes head into brick wall).

STFU, you.

[Dodfather]

I was gonna say, from earlier posts it sounds like you're in a good place right now, even if it's frustrating!

Blowing goats is your only cure? I'd strongly advise something else!

[David]

I had to prevent my 76-year-old dad from reading this thread.

[CreepingDeath]

Originally Posted by David

I had to prevent my 76-year-old dad from reading this thread.

I had to prevent my 26-year-old self from reading this thread.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

I was gonna say, from earlier posts it sounds like you're in a good place right now, even if it's frustrating!

Blowing goats is your only cure? I'd strongly advise something else!

I am in a pretty good place, and you're right, just extremely frustrated.

Okay, I'm not one to move slowly, ever. I walk fast. I drive fast. I live life fast.

The "relationship" vehicle I'm riding in, is moving about 25 mph, and I live in a 70 mph zone!!!!!! I wanna go 80!!!!!

I swallowed some goat on Sunday. Curried goat! It was overpriced. Hooker goat!

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I walk fast. I drive fast. I live life fast.

The "relationship" vehicle I'm riding in, is moving about 25 mph, and I live in a 70 mph zone!!!!!! I wanna go 80!!!!!

I swallowed some goat on Sunday. Curried goat! It was overpriced. Hooker goat!

Homer - this makes you sound like the sex version of Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights! Haha.

As for hooker animals... as the song says: "The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere".

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by Dodfather

Homer - this makes you sound like the sex version of Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights! Haha.

As for hooker animals... as the song says: "The monkeys stand for honesty, giraffes are insincere".

I used to love Talledega Nights......


Why didn't you add my ass on FB?????

[Dodfather]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I used to love Talledega Nights......


Why didn't you add my ass on FB?????

You used to love it?! You'd better damn well love it again or I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!

See my pm re Facebook. I have no internet at home right now (problems with the phone line) and so can only access internet at work, where fgacebook is blocked. It should be fixed tomorrow/Friday and will add you asap. Perhaps tonight if I'm round at a mate's who has internet at home.