The Happy Thread

[vivfox]

Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

[ButterCookie]

^^ Hey look! It's in Karen speak!

[jaycee]

Originally Posted by vivfox

Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

Very clever!