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Meowi 05-18-2010 02:35 AM

The Happy Thread
 
This thread is all about being happy!
Feel free to post, anything... Quotes, Pictures, jokes e.g.

Have a great day, all you shiny, happy people :p

StreetAngel95 05-18-2010 05:21 AM

this always makes me happy:

http://i44.tinypic.com/idumbb.jpg

ButterCookie 05-18-2010 05:57 AM

This face makes me happy.
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/...-harry-455.jpg

I'm happy that I have my first exam out of the way now, too :D

jaycee 05-18-2010 08:05 AM

Here's a funny story (true, apparently) from 1939:
The British and Americans were out at sea, on a collision course. The messages read (pretty much) thusly:
British - American fleet, adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Americans - No, you adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north.
British - Please adjust by 15 degrees north.
Americans - Our Fleet comprises destroyers, cargo ships and several other smaller vessels. It will be too difficult for us to adjust our course. If you do not adjust your course by 15 degrees north, we will be forced to take further action.
British - We are a lighthouse. F*** off.
Note - the original message didn't contain asterisks. :laugh:

Ghost_Tracker 05-18-2010 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaycee (Post 890794)
Here's a funny story (true, apparently) from 1939:
The British and Americans were out at sea, on a collision course. The messages read (pretty much) thusly:
British - American fleet, adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Americans - No, you adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north.
British - Please adjust by 15 degrees north.
Americans - Our Fleet comprises destroyers, cargo ships and several other smaller vessels. It will be too difficult for us to adjust our course. If you do not adjust your course by 15 degrees north, we will be forced to take further action.
British - We are a lighthouse. F*** off.
Note - the original message didn't contain asterisks. :laugh:

I don't know why but this definitely strikes me funny! :laugh: :)

StreetAngel95 05-18-2010 03:38 PM

there was a tad bit of drama in the Stevie threads....we all need something to cheer us up!


gretchen 05-18-2010 05:16 PM

ahhh FIJI
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50...sail/Fiji1.jpg

Zombie 05-18-2010 07:49 PM

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/v...ihasastick.jpg

Ghost_Tracker 05-18-2010 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButterCookie (Post 890774)
This face makes me happy.
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/...-harry-455.jpg

I'm happy that I have my first exam out of the way now, too :D


:wavey: Interesting coincidence; I would LOVE to put a SMILE on that face! ..... :angel:

ButterCookie 05-19-2010 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost_Tracker (Post 891001)
:wavey: Interesting coincidence; I would LOVE to put a SMILE on that face! ..... :angel:

http://i45.tinypic.com/125m2jc.jpg

jaycee 05-19-2010 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie (Post 890996)

Zombie, you never cease to make me lol! :D

RickRobert 05-19-2010 07:24 AM


vivfox 05-19-2010 09:51 AM

Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

ButterCookie 05-19-2010 10:01 AM

^^ Hey look! It's in Karen speak! :p

jaycee 05-19-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivfox (Post 891106)
Deaf Couple

Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of
Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In
The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't
See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of
Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife
Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't
We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If
You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left
Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over
And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.'

The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To
His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me,
Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want
To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times'

Very clever! :laugh:


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