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The Happy Thread
This thread is all about being happy!
Feel free to post, anything... Quotes, Pictures, jokes e.g. Have a great day, all you shiny, happy people :p |
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This face makes me happy.
http://www.thevine.com.au/resources/...-harry-455.jpg I'm happy that I have my first exam out of the way now, too :D |
Here's a funny story (true, apparently) from 1939:
The British and Americans were out at sea, on a collision course. The messages read (pretty much) thusly: British - American fleet, adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision. Americans - No, you adjust your bearings by 15 degrees to the north. British - Please adjust by 15 degrees north. Americans - Our Fleet comprises destroyers, cargo ships and several other smaller vessels. It will be too difficult for us to adjust our course. If you do not adjust your course by 15 degrees north, we will be forced to take further action. British - We are a lighthouse. F*** off. Note - the original message didn't contain asterisks. :laugh: |
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there was a tad bit of drama in the Stevie threads....we all need something to cheer us up!
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:wavey: Interesting coincidence; I would LOVE to put a SMILE on that face! ..... :angel: |
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Deaf Couple
Two Deaf People Get Married. During The First Week Of Marriage, They Find That They Are Unable To Communicate In The Bedroom When They Turn Off The Lights Because They Can't See Each Other Using Sign Language. After Several Nights Of Fumbling Around And Misunderstandings, The Wife Decides To Find A Solution. 'honey,' She Signs, 'why Don't We Agree On Some Simple Signals? For Instance, At Night, If You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Squeeze My Left Breast One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over And Squeeze My Right Breast One Time.' The Husband Thinks This Is A Great Idea And Signs Back To His Wife, 'great Idea, Now If You Want To Have Sex With Me, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis One Time. If You Don't Want To Have Sex, Reach Over And Pull On My Penis......fifty Times' |
^^ Hey look! It's in Karen speak! :p
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