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Old 11-15-2006, 08:58 PM
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I've been walking under dildos too long to tell....


A Charles Dickens character with your top hat and your dildo?
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:10 PM
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A Charles Dickens character with your top hat and your dildo?
With my top dildo, you mean.

I fell down the stairs, a broken dildo.... (imagine going into the ER with that one?)
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:20 PM
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Give to me your leather, take from me my dildo.......
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:28 PM
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:29 PM
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... with they're capes pulled round them tight... crying for the dildo CRY FOR THE DILDO.....tonight....
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Now there you again you say ..you want your dildo
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Give to me your leather, take from me my dildo.......



My city or dildo, stay with me stay.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:32 PM
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With my top dildo, you mean.

I fell down the stairs, a broken dildo.... (imagine going into the ER with that one?)
I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:39 PM
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I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
A broken peni... ROTFLMAO!!! I'm sorry, but I'm crying over here.... this is hilarious... And just how do you break a penis?
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:52 PM
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And just how do you break a penis?
Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
I'll try to remember that.
So, I'm dying to know....
.... do you put a brace on them???

How do you fix a broken penis?
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How do you fix a broken penis?
Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off.
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Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
speaking of which. here's something I've never understood. you know how in porn they slap the erection to make it "bounce" - you know? now what in da hell is dat 4? dat make no effin sense.
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Old 11-16-2006, 10:03 AM
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speaking of which. here's something I've never understood. you know how in porn they slap the erection to make it "bounce" - you know? now what in da hell is dat 4? dat make no effin sense.
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I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.
I can only imagine. lol.

I win.
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