Rant

[amber]

Yeah, sure, Georgia - I wouldn't be seeing any of these bitches if the show wasn't right by my house.

I predict you'll do all the pretrial prep, and at the last minute they will settle, thus freeing you to fly out here. My teacher said it happens all the time! So I'll include you in the reservation...

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I am stuck in MOTHER FUKCING Hunt Valley, MD (north of Baltimore) in a NASTY a$$ Embassy Suites at some idiotic convention. My room has mold on the ceiling and bugs - NICE

So, rather than even contemplate the cleanliness of room service (if this fukcing fleabag place has that) I just ordered a pizza and polished the whole sucker off.

I'm genuinely disgusted with the fact that you would even entertain staying in such a digusting hovel as you've described.

JEEZUS!!!!!

What kind of damage are you doing to The Snobs of the Universe?!??!?

I demand recompense.


I think having you as my sexual slave for a weekend wouldst fulfill the punishment....

[strandinthewind]

Remuneration is a specialty of mine dear!

Also - good thing I have been doing like 200 lunges a week and lots of squats - I wouldn't want to disappoint

Back to the topic though - the manager of the hotel was WAY drunk in the bar last night and he unloaded on how this hotel sucks. We were all like "WE AGREE"

Finally, I adore you!

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Also - good thing I have been doing like 200 lunges a week and lots of squats - I wouldn't want to disappoint

I need to start doing that ****. I feel like a 65 year old....

Back to the topic though - the manager of the hotel was WAY drunk in the bar last night and he unloaded on how this hotel sucks. We were all like "WE AGREE"

I wonder if the quality of lodging has just gotten worse or if my standards have been rising as I get older. Don't even get me started on Hawaii. I paid 4 1/2 - 5 star money for a 2 1/2 star hotel. And what is it with complacent tourists and their adoration of ****ty "luaus"? The common man has no sense of luxury. Bleh. I was meant to be European Old Money.

Finally, I adore you!

Right back atcha, babe.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by The Tower

... The common man has no sense of luxury. Bleh. I was meant to be European Old Money.

I hear that. I see "luxury" apartments advertised around here and I think, "those are basic amenities!"

[amber]

Originally Posted by The Tower

The common man has no sense of luxury. Bleh. I was meant to be European Old Money.

That is why you are soft, my fine flabb-ed friend.

[JazmenFlowers]

I meant to ask, if it's not too personal, why the hell you're there anyway? a deposition or something?