Okay, I have to ask...

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by markolas

Apparently there were one or two people who got what I was talking about....thank you.

I feel like fighting at least once a day. Just yesterday at Copelands I walked in and this dude stared me down. We even made eye contact and he didn't turn away. Luckily, I had to wait to be seated so I went outside. My friends laugh at my "fightin" mood...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

I feel like fighting at least once a day. Just yesterday at Copelands I walked in and this dude stared me down. We even made eye contact and he didn't turn away. Luckily, I had to wait to be seated so I went outside. My friends laugh at my "fightin" mood...

Omigod, that reminds me. I was out with my roommate Saturday night and this chick gave her this long, nasty stare. She had bright red lipstick on and her lips were pursed in this weird way. It was the strangest thing! She was loaded. My roommate had done nothing, not even look at her. It was really funny though. One of her friends actually apologized for her it was so bad!

[JazmenFlowers]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Omigod, that reminds me. I was out with my roommate Saturday night and this chick gave her this long, nasty stare. She had bright red lipstick on and her lips were pursed in this weird way. It was the strangest thing! She was loaded. My roommate had done nothing, not even look at her. It was really funny though. One of her friends actually apologized for her it was so bad!

see...I'd be ready to kick ass after something like that. I mean, bright red lipstick, them's fighting words.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

see...I'd be ready to kick ass after something like that. I mean, bright red lipstick, them's fighting words.

She was so not hip.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by markolas

Apparently there were one or two people who got what I was talking about....thank you.

I just try not to leave the house anymore... and not in an agoraphobic way- more in an insular/comfy way. People are so fukcing stupid I just can't deal. I went to the grocery store on Saturday and every aisle I went down had some dumbfukc with their cart caddy-corner blocking the whole thing. And, of course, they are so braindead they don't even stop to notice that someone is trying to walk down the aisle. So, they just sit there. Duh. And finally I have to say something mousy and nice like, "Excuse me." Sometimes they notice and sometimes they don't.

My temperament on Saturday was not so hot. So, instead of the mousy "Excuse me", it was the honest "Get out of the way!! JEEZUS!!!!", following by lots of cussing after I made my way through.

I feel your knitting needle comment, Marky- I really do. I can especially see Patsy saying it.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I feel your knitting needle comment, Marky- I really do. I can especially see Patsy saying it.

She did.

"When I heard Eddie was pregnant, I told to her abort. ABORT ABORT ABORT, I said! Chuck it down the pan! BRING ME A KNITTING NEEDLE!"

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by dissention

She did.

"When I heard Eddie was pregnant, I told to her abort. ABORT ABORT ABORT, I said! Chuck it down the pan! BRING ME A KNITTING NEEDLE!"

Exactly. "Birth" is one of my favorite episodes, ever. That and "Poor"... And their trip to Morocco.....

I fukcing love those two chicks.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Exactly. "Birth" is one of my favorite episodes, ever. That and "Poor"... And their trip to Morocco.....

I fukcing love those two chicks.

I can soooooo see us doing that one year for Halloween. I'm Pats - sweetie.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by The Tower

Exactly. "Birth" is one of my favorite episodes, ever. That and "Poor"... And their trip to Morocco.....

I fukcing love those two chicks.

Don't forget "Orgy." I've never laughed so hard in my life as much as I did when Gran put condoms on her hands to wash the dishes and said with utter confusion "They don't put fingers on these gloves."

[Red]

It's true what they say - hell IS other people.

I'm constantly irritated with humanity on a daily basis, everything bugs the **** out me. Not to the point of feeling violent, blessedly...with the exception of people who can't grasp English when its their first language:

-can you borrow me $5?
-supposebly
-eXpecially
-eXcape
-mischevious

God, give me strength!

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I can soooooo see us doing that one year for Halloween. I'm Pats - sweetie.

We'll hafta wrestle to see who wins that honor....

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't forget "Orgy." I've never laughed so hard in my life as much as I did when Gran put condoms on her hands to wash the dishes and said with utter confusion "They don't put fingers on these gloves."

There are soooooo many lines from that sucker.

"It looks like tea-break on the Thunderbirds set- somebody operate her!!"

"Did you get a smaller car?" "Yes, darling, I got the smallest car I could find- it's this big, I can't even put my bag in it."

"Oh, I'll have a chappaquino, too, dear" **stop** "CA. PU. CHI. NO."

"Knick -n- Knack and Brick -n- Brack -n- Things?!?!? Any old junk taken? Why don't you turn yourself in???"

"She's inhaled our kitchen!!!"

"Do you mean make myself unemployed?!?!? Do you have an idea what the goverment does to the unemployed??!?! They make you install loft insulation in urine-stinking homes for the invalid incontinent!"

I got that last one off a little, however, I'm sure you can mental image it.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by Red

It's true what they say - hell IS other people.

I'm constantly irritated with humanity on a daily basis, everything bugs the **** out me. Not to the point of feeling violent, blessedly...with the exception of people who can't grasp English when its their first language:

-can you borrow me $5?
-supposebly
-eXpecially
-eXcape
-mischevious

God, give me strength!

For me, it's people who make up words instead of using the correct ones...

"Boughtened", instead of "purchased". "You-guys-es", instead of "your". "Ideal", instead of "idea". "Loose", instead of "lose". "Looser", instead of "loser"............

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by The Tower

For me, it's people who make up words instead of using the correct ones...

"Boughtened", instead of "purchased". "You-guys-es", instead of "your". "Ideal", instead of "idea". "Loose", instead of "lose". "Looser", instead of "loser"............

let's not forget the difference in lie and lay.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by The Tower

We'll hafta wrestle to see who wins that honor.... . . . .

In Jello - yum

[ELIUD]

Originally Posted by Red

...I'm constantly irritated with humanity on a daily basis, everything bugs the **** out me. Not to the point of feeling violent, blessedly...with the exception of people who can't grasp English when its their first language:

-can you borrow me $5?
-supposebly
-eXpecially
-eXcape
-mischevious

God, give me strength!

Well here I was thinking I had a really good handle on myself, and for the most part I do, but when people people - even NEWS ANCHORS - use the word HEIGHTH I wanna kill them and stop the world from sounding like Sylvester the Cat.

Repeat after me everybody who doesn't know it yet, "Length...Width...Height...NEVER HEIGHTH!!!!