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[The Tower]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

LOL - I, too, am a Speedy Gonzales and the people here move SOOOOOOO slow - but I adjust

My mom lives in Nashville. A coupla years back she had a mild heart attack and I flew out to see her and make sure things were okay.

You should have seen me attempting to drive..... I almost had my own heart attack from all the yelling and cussing.

Everyone drives no more than 20 mph and everything is so sluggish. The light turns green and the cars just sit there. Starting and completing a right hand turn takes five minutes. Don't even get me started on left turns...

[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

My mom lives in Nashville. A coupla years back she had a mild heart attack and I flew out to see her and make sure things were okay.

You should have seen me attempting to drive..... I almost had my own heart attack from all the yelling and cussing.

Everyone drives no more than 20 mph and everything is so sluggish. The light turns green and the cars just sit there. Starting and completing a right hand turn takes five minutes. Don't even get me started on left turns...

Yikes. Makes me glad I've never been to the south. My extremely-impatient-check-my-watch-every-two-minutes nature would not be able to handle it.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Yikes. Makes me glad I've never been to the south. My extremely-impatient-check-my-watch-every-two-minutes nature would not be able to handle it.

and you presume we would want you

[Miss Vicky]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

and you presume we would want you

Umm. No. Not really.

I was making just as much a jab at myself than at southerners anyway.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Umm. No. Not really.

I was making just as much a jab at myself than at southerners anyway.

I know that - I was joking - silly

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by The Tower

. . .You should have seen me attempting to drive..... I almost had my own heart attack from all the yelling and cussing.

Everyone drives no more than 20 mph and everything is so sluggish. The light turns green and the cars just sit there. Starting and completing a right hand turn takes five minutes. Don't even get me started on left turns...

I TERRIFY people at times. I mean what don't people get about THE MF'ING LIGHT IS GREEN - SO GO

I personally think there is a group out there whose sole purpose is to break every law in the legal realm to cut in front of me (the only car on the road) and then drive one mile per hour