Wryly funny things Stevie has said onstage while slightly stoned

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Originally Posted by Nikolaj

Some of my favorite Stevie-isms were at the US Festival in '83, she was very buzzed-funny that night: "Sharon Celani- she's yours for $25,000"--
"over there, mr. cameraman from we-don't-know where"-- "don't tell me to take a right off the freeway, I'll turn left", pointing with the wrong arms as she says it, "you'll be the only 75,000 people who know the story behind 'stand back'-- "from the new abum the wild heart which we will be delivering personally to your door like girl scout cookies"--
when trying to talk about a "Scarlett O'Hara moment" she fuzzes up the pronounciation making it more like 'ohearye'-- she misses the cue to sing after the bridge of 'stop draggin' as mr cameraman catches her with a wine glass in her hand and she runs back to the microphone, and near the end of the song with Waddy she yanks hard on his hair (sounding awesome, the best SDMHA to me) and as the band plays the ending of Stop Draggin she walks over to either Sharon or Lori and lifts up the billowy edges of her skirt, laughing. During a stellar 'How Still My Love' she reverses the sequence of 2 lines, and makes arrow motions with her hands, like 'i just sung those lines backwards'-- and it worked fine!
Also coming to mind was a radio broadcast of a RAL concert a couple years later, where in a loud, slurred Valley Girl dialect she yells "I'm SOOOO HAPPY THAT YOU STAYYYYED!"---

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~sooooooooo funny!!! ~