Wryly funny things Stevie has said onstage while slightly stoned
 

"Welcome to the first Wild Heart tour ... and, uh, probably the last Wild Heart tour."

Landover's Capital Centre, July 7, 1983

HAAA!!!

That one's always been my favrit.

Red Rocks owns this thread, y'all.

"Thank you! Red Rocks! Colorado! Thank you for being here, and thank you for the white-winged doves."

"He loves you, he told me!"

"This is serious."

Well, okay, they're funny to me. Shutchomouf.

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"Thank you for all the gifts, Thank you snoopy and we love all of you"

Jimmy

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Yes, indeed, thank you, Snoopy... :laugh:

Buffalo, NY 7/2/83 ~ "Not to be like Lindsey and cut off your applause"

Buffalo, NY 7/2/83 ~ (after introducing Sara and saying it's about everyone she's ever met before someone in the audience yells "David Bowie!" Stevie says "I met him and he didn't have anything to say to me." Then she sings "Wait a minute David" at the beginning of Sara. LOL.


Indianapolis, IN 7/27/83 ~ Somebody gives Stevie a stuffed bear and she keeps singing to the bear "Well did you see her, well yes you did. Did you see that bear? Can she play? Well, yes she can!" (I think that is what she is saying ??)


Ames, IA 11/23/83 ~ "I love this city, but I don't really know where I am! I know I'm in Des Moines! I love the air!"

NY, NY 8/5/86 ~ She tells everyone that she and Lori are planning on becoming Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after the tour. (can't remember the exact quote)

What concert was it when she said something about hiring Sharon out or something?

*oh*my*god*
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Thanks for posting!

I said this in another post, but i'll say it again:

"As the fairy tale goes, in the story of the beauty and the beast, you cannot look upon the beast, until you can look upon the beast with love, because it bums him out completely and then it kills him."

I also like at the beginning of Gold and Braid at the U.S. Festival, she says, "They (something about silencing the tambourine) so you can't hear her play, I pick it up!"

AND

"Only I would remember to bring the brush out of the tent!"

One of my favorites....
"I about knocked Lori down coming out of the tent! Sorry, Lori!"

I think it's pretty much that.... "A deadened tambourine she has, so you can't hear her play. I pick it up!"

I think she just meant "serious" as in "intense". That the doves being released at the show was an intense experience. Yes, she was coked out at that show, but I don't think this is something that would be weird to say regardless. :shrug:

That was the US Fest '83:

"She's yours for $10,000!"

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soooo funny, so dumb