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Old 04-04-2016, 04:54 PM
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So I guess this will just continue indefinitely.....
The thread has run out of gas.
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:14 PM
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My beauty... my beauty
My beautiful... beautiful... beautiful
Beautiful bean-o
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:52 PM
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:04 PM
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Wait a minute baby
I'm smelling something vile
Said you'd do a line
but you never told me about the farting.
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:14 PM
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If you wake up and have diarrhea
If the smell starts to make you gag,
Open the door, let in some air
you'll smell things in a different way

Please stop stinkin' up the bathroom
Please stop, god I need some air
I need some air that doesn't smell like poo
The immodium's gone
Immodium's gone
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:32 PM
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The thread has run out of gas.
...bunch of old farts
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Old 04-04-2016, 06:35 PM
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You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night
When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all....
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:30 PM
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You say everything's fine baby
but sometimes at night
When the first fart is the stinkiest one of all....
And the second one,
well it's an awful thing so.....
go and fart all the way back home
farting home
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:38 PM
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And the days go by
Like a fart in the wind
In the stink that is my own
I begin again...

Lol ok...I'm done here.
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Old 04-04-2016, 08:43 PM
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Wait wait...

I have my own life
And my farts are stronger than you know...
But I carry this feeling
When you farted in my house
You'd better be walking back out the door...

That's all !
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Old 04-04-2016, 10:14 PM
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The thread has run out of gas.
very very punny!!
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Old 04-04-2016, 11:21 PM
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very very punny!!
Still better than runny!
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Old 04-05-2016, 12:27 AM
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Tell me why
everything smells so bad
Gassing up
Farting is all you wanna do
If I could
Baby I'd give you some beans
How can I
When you won't take them from me...

You can fart your own way
(Fart your own way)
You can call it another runny day
(Another runny day)
You can fart your own way
Fart your own way
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