The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[jannieC]

Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

JTIS that I picked a scab off of my leg (okay, more like my a$$, aiight?), and to my utter horror and dismay, it left a blood stain on my white wool boucle sofa. In an utter panic, I looked around for a bottle of... anything... and I came up empty-handed. For some reason I thought of Margaret Cho and one of her more, uh, graphic monologues, which included some random tidbit about her "heavy flow" days and her trick for getting the, uh, "evidence" off of the mattress. I remember her saying that blood stains can only be removed with the saliva of the person whose blood caused the stain. I figured it was an old wives tale, but I was desperate. I grabbed a paper towel, spit into it, rubbed the blood stain and hoped for the best. It worked! Buh-bye blood! Take that, Heloise!

Yes, I traipse around in the nude at home. You're welcome.

Ed, why did you have a scab on your butt?