Things you DO NOT want to hear Stevie say in concert

[CADreaming]

Originally Posted by sorcerer999

Oh, it's never, "My GOOD friend, Sheryl, Vanessa, etc"...

it's always, "I'd like to introduce my LITTLE friend, Sheryl Crow."

"I was talking the other day with my LITTLE friend, Vanessa Carlton..."

"My LITTLE friend, Michelle Branch and I had a conversation about..."

OR - "I was on vacation, went shopping with, went to a play with, ate dinner with...

"My best friend, Lori..."
"My best friend, Sharon..."
"My best friend, Mick..."
"My best friend, Bob..."

etc., etc., etc...