TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[HomerMcvie]

You know, I would LOVE to go to a nude beach, as long as "I" was the only person there, that I knew! Seriously.

Okay, I'm a grower, not usually a shower(sometimes, though, it just depends on my horniness level). So even though I'm usually impressive, in my grown state, I don't want anyone to see the ungrown state, especially if it's REALLY in the "shy turtle", ungrown state!

I mean, I'm gonna be George Costanza, yelling, "I was in the pool!" "I was in the pool!"