TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[LittleCharmer]

Today I went to watch the Sunday rugby at the local rugby club. Lots of people bring their dogs for a walk in the field where it's played, and afterwards everyone has a drink in the clubhouse bar. Two of the dogs came in with their owners after the game, one average-sized mutt and one tiny chihuahua called Harvey, who apparently has the mentality of a much larger animal..
Harvey spent the whole 3 hours we were there persistently trying to mount the other dog, despite the fact that his head barely reached the other's arse. We unwittingly watched gay dog courting for 3 hours.
What a way to spend Sunday afternoon..