The Just Thought I'd Share Thread

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by LikeAWillow

1. I hate you. A few of my friends road tripped to Cleveland two nights ago for no good reason. Do you know how much I would have liked to have tagged along on that to see you? Instead, I had to abstain because without you, Ohio is just a festering cesspool. I mean, it was more of one when you were there, but at least it was a Carrie-filled-festering-cesspool.

haaaaaaaa. to quote karen walker, it's funny cuz it's true.

2. Okay, but really. Phil goes to NYU. Is there anyone at NYU who doesn't think they're Bob Dylan? I have to keep up in assigning myself an overdramatic character. Also, this is a man who actually thought that saying "I'm sorry that I haven't been able to talk with you about much of this-- sorting through my emotions over you is a solitary act, one occuring mostly in the literal and figurative mirror" was a good start towards being honest with each other. Please re-read that. Then imagine my face having to hear it in real life. You're telling me you're not nostalgic/ well then give me another word for it /you, who are so good with words/ and keeping things vague Well, good with words is questionable. Unintentionally entertaining with words is definite.

dude. what. a. douchebag.

"one occurring mostly in the literal and figurative mirror"? i hope he said that via email because as bad as that is, coming up with that extemporaneously? is even worse.

3. I make no promises other than that if I'm getting there, I'll drunk dial you along the way.

i don't think i ever gave you my cali number. this will be swiftly rectified.