How McCain met Palin

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Seems he was shopping for something, shall we say, "personal".

WalMart surveillance caught the entire conversation.

McCain: "I made a real mess of myself these past few years"

Palin: "That's okay gramps honey, I'm probably gonna be impeached here in Alaska"

McCain: "Really? I had this friend once...Charles Keating and he said..."

Palin: "You're drooling. You think I'm hot?"

McCain: "You're right! I mean you're Right Wing, right?"

Palin: "Depends"

McCain: "Yeah baby...my wife says I look hot in Depends."

Palin: "Well, here's an economy size box of them. It's the economy that's in the ****ter."

McCain: "Hey! That gives me an idea! You can deliver the economy! Wanna be my running mate?"

Palin: "Sure. Can you get Bush to pardon me if I get indicted?"

McCain: "No problem. Can you change a diaper? Hey! That's it! It's all about CHANGE! We can use that!"

Palin: "Let's go to your place gramps. You got a house?"

McCain: "Yeah several. But people that know me say I belong in a home."

Palin: "Listen honey, I heard you're a former POW. I heard that stands for Prisoner of W."

McCain: "Yeah, but really I'm a Maverick! or at least 10% of the time."

Palin: "Well I gotta get out of Alaska or they'll indict me so V is for Victory in November! Or in your case gramps, V is for Viagra."

McCain: "I'm so glad I met you! Who am I?"

Palin: "Don't worry. The lobbyists and FOX News will spin that one. Just get me that pardon!"

McCain: "You're so right, as usual."