ATTN: Kentuckians...

[sara1998]

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Bubba Klub", a Cental City, Kentucky newsletter reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Rockport, Kentucky (Bobby Lee) a self taught archaeologist (and idiot), reported that he found absolutely nothing.


Bobby Lee has therefore concluded that: "300 years ago Western Kentucky had already gone wireless."