"So then I go..."/"Just saying"

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This is a thread for people who have stories that have "so then I go" in them. Also for people who want to go "I was just saying".
Which means, there are small, strange exchanges that happen in life, that sometimes you want to tell. Exchanges where "you go", then "they go", "then I was all", and "then they were all" and then, well, "you were just saying".
You know the types of convos I mean, though I might encounter them more than your average person, being in a close together city/living area and all. Which doesn't mean that mine are more interesting, and I can't help but think at least some other people might have these odd, short, random exchanges that seem slightly bizarre to them.


Just right now, I biked one block to the store. I was coming back, and a BG (black guy) was biking towards me on the sidewalk.

He goes: "Hey, big legs!!! hey, big legs, watch out!!!"

So then I go: "Hey! dumb ass! dumb ass watch out!!!"

And we passed each other.

The end.

I have to say, I am not excited that the first thing someone thinks to call me when they see me riding a bike in the dark from 35 feet away, and they are on a bike as well, is "big legs". It honestly strikes me that this person must have exceptional night vision.
It seems the BM have a special eye for this, but it is usually spoken in more complimentary terms, rather than being a description of my entire physical presence whilst traveling on a bike in the dark.
Just saying.