funny ladies

[JazmenFlowers]

Mo'Nique is my favorite commedianne, but two of my other favorites are Shirley Q. Liquor and Wanda Sykes. Wanda's latest special kinda sucks, but she's normally really funny. anyway, I've included her best skit, imo, Turd in My Backseat.

also, I love Shirley Q. Liquor. now, if you want the whole story, you can look it up, but basically it's a white guy who started leaving funny messages as a black woman (based off of his childhood nanny) on his friends' phones and they got so popular he was able to make a living out of it. he/she now tours lots of clubs (mostly gay clubs). now, this isn't meant to offend anyone, just all in good fun. through her skits, you learn about her best friend Watoosi Jenkins and her 18 children. her tagline is "tell yer mama I aks how she durrin" -

I've included my favorite skits.

Lices
Farting in Church
If I Was A White Lady
Ode to A Skrimp
Greyhound
Titanic Original

some of these may have been recorded directly from the radio (she sends soundbytes to different radio stations) so the sound quality may be skiddish here and there, but it should be B or above at least.

http://download.yousendit.com/27560661072284AE