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[estranged4life]

a bunch of moronic cats, Any takers???

The past few days our cats (Specifically Missy, Harlen, Token & Gilligan) have been coming into the bedroom all hours of the day & night, screwing around the area where all my stereo equipment is placed (Which is upon a large TV cart w/caster wheels).

"Why are they messing around my system, I keep it clean, so who knows" I thought. Missy (My bottle-fed baby Calico) was having nut attacks trying to get at something in the vicinity of my stereo, But I didnt see a thing. Most cat owners know that cats sometimes see something we may not see.

Anyways, fast forward to this afternoon. Deb & myself decide to go shopping for groceries/pet supplies/music/etc. We were gone for about 7 hours and when we returned home (After packing away our groceries in the kitchen cabinets) I decided to go into the bedroom to relax, But I noticed "a-foul" in the bedroom...'A-Foul" as in something did not smell right. It smelt like death! Stinking, rotting death.

I asked Deb did she smell it, she replied "No", So I guessed either I stink (I took a shower today-Thank you very much) or something is dead in the bedroom. Just where this dead thing was at was a mystery to me.

I looked under my stereo equipment, "Nope-nuthin' there". But I still smelt something dead. I did a head count of all our MORONIC cats and (yes unfortunately ) they were all accounted for. So I continued on my quest to find what was "foul in Denmark" (bka the bedroom).

I cleaned out my stack of CD cases, Boxed sets & stereo supplies-"Nuthin'". "Hmmm, something is definitely dead in here and it sure as hell not my sense of smell" I thought to myself.

Then I decided to look around on top of my stereo equipment, since I noticed the stench was stronger there...To my surprise and amusement, I found the culprit of the whole stinky incident-It seems our cats decided my speaker was a great hiding place to stick the carcass of one dead & rotten mouse!!

Gee thanks ya a-holes!!! What is that, A hint about my musical taste? A hint about my sense of humor? A general threat that I may be next or something unless I meet you damn demands for more expensive cat-food, toys & supplies?

Sheesh...it still smells bad in here!!!