Stupid stuff you say to/sing to/do with your pets....

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Oh, where do I begin.

My old cat Peanut somehow picked up the name Jeeves (before the web.) And Fat Bastard (before Austin Powers.)

One Eyed Willie has already gotten a few nicknames: Wills, Kitty One Eye (tat's from my Goddaughter), and "Jesus Christ, Willie, get the f*ck out of the way!" as he's constantly underfoot.

Mrs. Bouvier is usually Miss Boo, or Boo. Sometimes "the little bitch."

Bubba is also Bub, Booba, Bubzee, Bubbalicious and The Gas Man.


OK. My mom used to...I don't know how else to put this...make our animals talk. Like, I'd say "Domino, come here" and she'd say (in a quiet high pitched voice) "no, I don't want to." I'd roll my eyes & tell her she was a dork. Well, somehow me & Mark started doing the same thing. The cats' voices are high pitched, kind of like Mr. Hanky or Towelie from South Park. Bubba's is low & rough. We take it to the next level though. For example:

Me - "Boo, come here & sit by me!"
Mark/Boo - "No f*cking way, leave me alone!"

Mark - "Willie, you're so cute!"
Willie/me - " Yeah, that's right bitch!"

Me - "Bubba, did you poop today?"
Mark/Bubba - "Hell yeah I pooped. There's a big one waiting for you in the backyard, Ma."

Oh, and we get mad when someone (usually my mom)mixes up their voices. She'll reply & we'll go "no, mom, that was Boo, not Bubba." And we have to remind eachother not do do it in front of company.