Ha Ha! Laugh at Star Jones

[vermicious knid]

For a chuckle or two, go read the Amazon.com reviews of Star Jones new book here. So far 21 of the 32 reviews give it one star. The posts have titles like "Give me a break", "Is she serious?", and "There goes my lunch".

Sample review:

Wow, I cannot belive someone was dumb enough to give Star Jones a book deal. Not only that, she is writing a guide on how to find love and spirtual happiness. Remember folks, this is the seahag who, after the devistating Tsunami in 2004 got on TV and instead of sending thoughts and prayers to the victims she said that "God spared me", I think Jon Stewart put it best when he said that God just missed her, not spared her. She won't come clean about how she really lost all her weight. Read: Lap band surgery. OR all the reports of her Huzzband's previous Fire Island, speedo wearing, Bam-Bam lifestyle. If you are looking for a REAL guide on life, love, and relationships I would stear clear from the Star Jones fairy tale that she has invented in her head, and wants us all to belive. But if you are looking for a good laugh and some vomit enducing passages about her and Gal's sex life (eww! I vomited from mentioning that), then Pick up "SWine: The Star Jones guide to being a self deluded washed up hag with a husband as straight as Tom Cruise is sane, oh yeah he's straight too." Hey Star, call me when Al's Guide to decorating your closet comes out.