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Ha Ha! Laugh at Star Jones

For a chuckle or two, go read the Amazon.com reviews of Star Jones new book here. So far 21 of the 32 reviews give it one star. The posts have titles like "Give me a break", "Is she serious?", and "There goes my lunch".

Sample review:

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Wow, I cannot belive someone was dumb enough to give Star Jones a book deal. Not only that, she is writing a guide on how to find love and spirtual happiness. Remember folks, this is the seahag who, after the devistating Tsunami in 2004 got on TV and instead of sending thoughts and prayers to the victims she said that "God spared me", I think Jon Stewart put it best when he said that God just missed her, not spared her. She won't come clean about how she really lost all her weight. Read: Lap band surgery. OR all the reports of her Huzzband's previous Fire Island, speedo wearing, Bam-Bam lifestyle. If you are looking for a REAL guide on life, love, and relationships I would stear clear from the Star Jones fairy tale that she has invented in her head, and wants us all to belive. But if you are looking for a good laugh and some vomit enducing passages about her and Gal's sex life (eww! I vomited from mentioning that), then Pick up "SWine: The Star Jones guide to being a self deluded washed up hag with a husband as straight as Tom Cruise is sane, oh yeah he's straight too." Hey Star, call me when Al's Guide to decorating your closet comes out.

For a chuckle or eighty-five, go to her blog that I've kindly linked to in my signature, along with one of the most amazing quotes from the book.

"Shine" ranks as one of the greatest books in my entire library. I am going to get so much mileage out of that things for years to come. A couple of friends and I each bought copies and have been having a blast coming across great new passages and calling each other up to giggle.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GLORIOUS POPOZAOOOOOOO, STAR!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW, don't even bother posting on her blog if you drink the Haterade, you heathens.

"I will debate and discuss an issue with you but anything that falls under the category of pure hateration will just be deleted from my blog."

Gotta love that fierce ghetto bitch!

Haha... hateration... :laugh:

Maybe ole Star can give some advice to that desperate lady doctor on "The Bachelor" on how to find a hubby:lol: What the heck was in the champagne they were serving at that party:lol: :eek:

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Originally Posted by dissention

For a chuckle or eighty-five, go to her blog that I've kindly linked to in my signature, along with one of the most amazing quotes from the book.

Thank you so much... now I have something to keep me busy at work today!:lol:

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Reviewer: Anonymous (new york, ny United States) - See all my reviews
What a horrible, disgusting piece of trash! Star Jones Reynolds is a gross, vomit-inducing, narcissistic windbag whose primary motivation is greed. I wish she and her "butter-colored" husband would go away. Blech.

Diss... is this you??? hahahahaha!!!!

Well, the sad part is that these people bought the book in the first place.:shocked:

Am I missing something? Where can one comment if so inclined?

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Originally Posted by jannieC

Am I missing something? Where can one comment if so inclined?

She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.

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Originally Posted by hayley

She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.

Oh pu-lease. I wish more interesting celebrities would blog. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by hayley

She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.

I wouldn't be expecting many more blog entires in the future, either, which is a shame. If her post touting her placement on the Amazon charts was any indication, that **** was gearing up to be divine.

She's going on a book tour and if she comes to Boston, I'm so going to get my copy signed. That sow had better be prepared to take a photo with me, too.

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Originally Posted by dissention

LOL.

and you better be prepared to post it.

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Originally Posted by JazmenFlowers

LOL.

and you better be prepared to post it.

Her likeliness to E.T. these days is striking.