I Am My Own PETA

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

I moved right in, scooped the little thing up and took it outside. I kept talking to it and held it in my hands next to my chest in the sun to keep it warm. I thought for sure it's neck was broken. But after a few minutes, it started to blink, and move a little bit. I kept petting it's head and neck, hoping it would move it's head. Finally, it sat up in my hand. By then about six or seven people had come out to see what was happening. The little guy stood up in my hand and I continued to pat it on the head and scratch it's back. Within another minute or two, the bird opened and closed it's beak a few times, shook it's little tail, and took off into the trees. I got a round of applause.

Reason #469 why I want to marry your ass.

That was a sweet story and nice to read after that horrific PETA one. Thanks.