Are you like this in the shower..haha

[tuigirl]

Think you guys might get a kick out of this

How to shower like a woman:-
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>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
>whites and coloured.
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>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
>sit-ups.
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>Get in shower.
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>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
>stone.
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>Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
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>Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
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>Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
>avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
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>Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
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>Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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>Shave armpits and legs.
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>Turn off shower.
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>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
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>Get out off shower.
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>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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>Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
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>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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>If you see husband along the way, cover any expsed areas.
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>How to Shower Like A Man:
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>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
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>Leave in a pile.
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>Walk naked to the bathroom.
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>If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound
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>Look at manly physique in the mirror.
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>Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
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>Get in the shower.
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>Wash your face.
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>Wash your armpits.
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>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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>Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
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>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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>Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
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>Shampoo hair.
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>Make shampoo mohawk.
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>Pee.
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>Rinse off and get out of shower.
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>Partially dry-off.
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>Fail to notice water on floor.
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>Admire knob size in mirror again.
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>Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise
>again.
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>Throw wet towel on bed

Ok, fess up esp you guys, how true is all that!!!