Annoying co-workers

[markolas]

I sit next to someone who feels compelled to tell us about every email she receives, both work-related and otherwise.

This morning I've already been treated to:

"Oh. MAH. GAW-UHD!! My old high school is having a TAILGATE PARTY!! You know how much they want for this? Oh. MAH. GAW-UHD!! It's $378. THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHTY DAH-LUHRS. They MUST be crazy. Let's see, it includes . . . . "

I once worked with a woman who claimed to have colitis. She would fart constantly during the day. On one particular day she was sitting at her desk next to another employee and she stopped, looked at the other lady and said "Well I have just sh*t all over myself." That was the last straw and she was thankfully put on short term disability very soon afterward.

I have about a million of these stories. Anyone else?