Would you? I have to know

[michelle2677]

man, I LOVE this job. a guy came in today with his lower left gold crown displaced. he swallowed it 4 days ago, waited for it to pass, dug through his poop and brought it in so we sterilized it...and placed it back in his mouth

he's actually a normal guy, he just didn't want to have to pay $1,000 to have a new crown

his friends at work were calling him gold digger and as soon as we recemented it, he was like..."hmm..this tastes like ****" I swear I've been laughing all damn day long..hehehe

anyway-my question is-would you dig through your **** for a crown that you KNEW was going back in your mouth(sterile of course)....to save a thousand bucks??

poll coming

[ryan8472]

AHhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Reading that made my LIFE!

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

AHhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Reading that made my LIFE!

dude,. you don't even know


I had it sitting on his tooth (not cemented) and I sat him up to take an x-ray. I told him not to move his tongue around too much or it will come out.

he said "what do you want me to do if it comes out?"

I said.."don't swallow it"

It's been the BEST day

[HomerMcvie]

IF I ever DID dig for one, to save $1000, I would NEVER admit it. To ANYONE.



So, my vote is no.

[carrie721]

i'm with homie.

but that is a GREAT story!!!!

[mikeschmike]

"Are these fillings or are these fillings?!"

I can't believe that guy had the balls to:

a) admit to poo digging
b) put the tooth back in his mouth
c) had the nerve to wear a gold tooth in the first place

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

"Are these fillings or are these fillings?!"

word.

I can't believe that guy had the balls to:

a) admit to poo digging
b) put the tooth back in his mouth
c) had the nerve to wear a gold tooth in the first place

a) it's kentucky
b) it's kentucky
c) IT'S KENTUCKY.

[michelle2677]

^^ you are such a bitch and i hate you.


btw unless you people want my lecture on the mechanics of gold crowns vs. porcelain and why he needed the bling bling..i suggest you stfu

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

^^ you are such a bitch and i hate you.

i think that's a record - post #8 and you already called me a bitch.

[DrummerDeanna]

Gotta go with Homer on this one too

If I was that guy I would have sterilized it on my own...and would never ever tell a living soul what happened....wouldn't a nice "I lost the crown in a nectarine" suffice??


Anyway - GREAT story....your job is full of amusement!

[michelle2677]

^^how is one going to sterilize it on their own?? he put it in alcohol, but that isn't going to do crap.....er....

[estranged4life]

No, I wouldnt - Simple as that.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

^^how is one going to sterilize it on their own?? he put it in alcohol, but that isn't going to do crap.....er....

I don't know...can you drop it in bleach? Then run it through the dishwasher in a mesh bag or something?

I'd FIND a way to do it - just to save my embarassment.

Not that I'd do it.

[HomerMcvie]

Yeah, I'd find a way to clean it myself, and you guys would probably sterilize it anyway, before putting it back in, right?




Boy, your breath smells like ****! Hey, that's my tooth, not my breath!

[foxyluva]

I would probably do it - but I would never tell a living soul that I did