A bit of fun!

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #1 03-11-2007, 01:42 PM

Not sure if this has been done before.... sorry if it has!

Go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "Michelle needs". Write down the description that appears. (It should say something like: "Michelle needs to shave") Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know and to the person that sent it to you. GO

1. Pip needs someone more than ever.

ryan8472 · #2 03-11-2007, 01:47 PM

Ryan needs his ass kicked (hard)

Gypsy-Rhiannon · #3 03-11-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Ryan needs his ass kicked (hard)

Love it!

danax6 · #4 03-11-2007, 01:59 PM

I mostly get results from people who have played this game before, but this one's funny:

Vanessa needs to get her alcoholic mother into detox, or to chase down another Krispy Kreme with another licorice Twizzler.

amber · #5 03-11-2007, 02:01 PM

TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos

Hmm, a new tattoo would be nice...

Nixxxed · #6 03-11-2007, 02:17 PM

Chuck needs a map to find where he is.

HELLO??

(Hello, Hello, Hello....)

*crickets*

foxyluva · #7 03-11-2007, 02:18 PM

Michael needs a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk

Nixxxed · #8 03-11-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by foxyluva

Michael needs a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk

I'm so glad mine didn't say that.

rbs3676 · #9 03-11-2007, 02:25 PM

Bruce needs lemon juice and butter

Nixxxed · #10 03-11-2007, 02:35 PM

Now do everyone else!

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Originally Posted by Gypsy-Rhiannon

1. Pip needs someone more than ever.

Pip needs a haircut.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Ryan needs his ass kicked (hard)

Ryan needs to give back $25000. (Ah - that explains the ass-kicking.)

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Originally Posted by buckymcnix

bill needs sunglasses

Bill needs some help to expel alien gang.

(Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "If you feed them, you'll never get rid of them!" ?

)

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Originally Posted by danax6

Vanessa needs to get her alcoholic mother into detox, or to chase down another Krispy Kreme with another licorice Twizzler.

Vanessa needs Proactiv and a nose job. Pronto!! (For the record, I don't agree.)

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...se-job-pronto/

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Originally Posted by amber

TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos

I got the exact same thing. Disappointed!

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Originally Posted by foxyluva

Michael needs a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk

Jermaine Jackson says Michael needs to convert to Islam.

(And when Jermaine speaks...

)

sparky · #11 03-11-2007, 02:36 PM

Mine were so good that I need to list a few of them...

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang.

Sparky needs a lot of love and reassurance.

It gets better!

Once you decide where Sparky needs to go to the bathroom here is the most important key: he must only go to the bathroom in that spot!

OMG.

Sparky needs an ass-beating every once in while...a stern "no" isn't going to cut it.

And the coup de grace is this:

All Sparky needs is some good thick non-silicone anal lube and a 9 volt battery in the power box for a good time.

I'm not making this **** up.

rbs3676 · #12 03-11-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

All Sparky needs is some good thick non-silicone anal lube and a 9 volt battery in the power box for a good time.

I love you.

rbs

carrie721 · #13 03-11-2007, 02:39 PM

omg, sparky!!!!!! jesus h those are good.

carrie721 · #14 03-11-2007, 02:41 PM

ok, the second one was the best:

I think Carrie needs some care herself.

the link read "A virgin at 45, Carrie never had luck with men."

depends on how you define "virgin," i guess.

Nixxxed · #15 03-11-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rbs3676

Bruce needs lemon juice and butter

Bruce needs a shave. (ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz)

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Originally Posted by sparky

Mine were so good that I need to list a few of them...I'm not making this **** up.

How interesting that you left this one out:

Sparky NEEDS to show support to the judge by having friends, business associates and members of the community present in the courtroom during tomorrow morning’s hearing.