A bit of fun!
 

Not sure if this has been done before.... sorry if it has!

Go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "Michelle needs". Write down the description that appears. (It should say something like: "Michelle needs to shave") Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know and to the person that sent it to you. GO


1. Pip needs someone more than ever.

Ryan needs his ass kicked (hard)

:lol:

:lol: Love it!

I mostly get results from people who have played this game before, but this one's funny:

Vanessa needs to get her alcoholic mother into detox, or to chase down another Krispy Kreme with another licorice Twizzler.

TattooNOW : Amber needs some ideas: Tattoos



Hmm, a new tattoo would be nice...

Chuck needs a map to find where he is.



HELLO??

(Hello, Hello, Hello....)


*crickets*

Michael needs a LiFe WiThOuT CoCk

:shocked:

I'm so glad mine didn't say that. :nod:

Bruce needs lemon juice and butter

Now do everyone else!

Pip needs a haircut.

Ryan needs to give back $25000. (Ah - that explains the ass-kicking.)

Bill needs some help to expel alien gang.

(Didn't your Mom ever tell you, "If you feed them, you'll never get rid of them!" ? :shrug: )

Vanessa needs Proactiv and a nose job. Pronto!! (For the record, I don't agree.)

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/20...se-job-pronto/

I got the exact same thing. Disappointed!

Jermaine Jackson says Michael needs to convert to Islam.

(And when Jermaine speaks... :lol: )

Mine were so good that I need to list a few of them...

Every gang needs a Sparky, and every Sparky needs a gang.

Sparky needs a lot of love and reassurance.


It gets better!

Once you decide where Sparky needs to go to the bathroom here is the most important key: he must only go to the bathroom in that spot!

OMG.

Sparky needs an ass-beating every once in while...a stern "no" isn't going to cut it.

:lol:

And the coup de grace is this:

All Sparky needs is some good thick non-silicone anal lube and a 9 volt battery in the power box for a good time.

:shocked:


I'm not making this **** up.

I love you. :wavey:

rbs

omg, sparky!!!!!! jesus h those are good.

ok, the second one was the best:

I think Carrie needs some care herself.

the link read "A virgin at 45, Carrie never had luck with men."

depends on how you define "virgin," i guess.

Bruce needs a shave. (ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz)

How interesting that you left this one out:

Sparky NEEDS to show support to the judge by having friends, business associates and members of the community present in the courtroom during tomorrow morning’s hearing.

:D