Patience

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
telemarketers are the worst.

one from my credit card company called just the other night and went on the tangent about some security feature that 7.99/month - he talked so fast and then all I heard was him say "I just need you to say yes"

I said the following: "hell no...I don't know what you're talking about, you're barely speaking audible English and frankly, I don't feel like discussing my credit card right now...it's kind of a sore subject."

he said: "thank sir...have a good night"

bitch was owned.

[carrie721]

^^ho****!

i was a telemarketer for a week. it was awful.

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

i have patience for animals, children, and old people.

i do not have patience for anyone going under the speed limit at any time. and by "speed limit" i mean "9 miles an hour above the speed limit."

i got irrationally angry two days ago when i was in cleveland with my friends because a) i wasn't driving and i'm a complete control freak and b) my friend drives REALLY SLOWLY and doesn't take the "fast" routes. so after sitting in stop-and-go traffic on mayfield road for 30 minutes, we finally get on the freeway, only to get off the freeway 3 EXITS EARLY because she was tired of the freeway. so we sat in stop-and-go traffic for 35 MORE MINUTES instead of being on the freeway for 10 more minutes. god almighty.

i don't have patience for people ordering food when they don't know what they want. guess what? you don't know what the fukc you're doing. step off.

people who write checks under any circumstance except paying bills. what the hell do you think this is, 1990? use your goddamn check card. it takes 7 seconds and doesn't make the people behind irate.

there are 1000's more.

I LIKE you!

I've told cashiers a million times, "if you charged these old idiots $1, for writing a PAPER check, they'd learn to use a check card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And I'm with 10000% on the 9 miles OVER the limit. Get the HELL outta the way(especially in the passing lane!).

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I LIKE you!

I've told cashiers a million times, "if you charged these old idiots $1, for writing a PAPER check, they'd learn to use a check card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

haha, no joke. unfortunately, there's nothing the cashiers can do, so i try not to say **** to them, unless it's in a conspiratorial way, like, "can you believe what a douchebag that dude was?"

And I'm with 10000% on the 9 miles OVER the limit. Get the HELL outta the way(especially in the passing lane!).

oh hell yeah. i've gotten to the point that i am a shameless tailgater, and i don't even care anymore. if you're not going to go 9 over, get in the right lane.

another thing i have no patience for as a passenger (my mother does this): she gets behind someone in the right lane who's going, say, 52, and bitches about it for 5 miles even though there's no one in the passing land. that's what it's THERE for!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by carrie721

haha, no joke. unfortunately, there's nothing the cashiers can do, so i try not to say **** to them, unless it's in a conspiratorial way, like, "can you believe what a douchebag that dude was?"

Well, it's RIDICULOUS that this paper check writer slows down MANKIND!
Hey grandma, see that LINE behind you? Join the 21st century!!!!

YES, another one. Have you seen the old ladies, that HAVE to count out the change, to the exact penny, and it takes them like two minutes!!!! Hey Grandma!!!! We're ALL waiting, on your Godd*mned fukcing pennies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by carrie721

oh hell yeah. i've gotten to the point that i am a shameless tailgater, and i don't even care anymore. if you're not going to go 9 over, get in the right lane.

I've become, in the past five years, quite possibly the angriest driver in the U.S.
If there's a string of traffic behind you....for god's sake, I beg of you, with my dying fukcing breath, "pull the fukc over" Please Geezus, "pull the fukc over"!

Originally Posted by carrie721

another thing i have no patience for as a passenger (my mother does this): she gets behind someone in the right lane who's going, say, 52, and bitches about it for 5 miles even though there's no one in the passing land. that's what it's THERE for!

Humans seem to miss the logic of the passing lane. How dumb are they?

[CelticGypsy]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Well, it's RIDICULOUS that this paper check writer slows down MANKIND!
Hey grandma, see that LINE behind you? Join the 21st century!!!!

YES, another one. Have you seen the old ladies, that HAVE to count out the change, to the exact penny, and it takes them like two minutes!!!! Hey Grandma!!!! We're ALL waiting, on your Godd*mned fukcing pennies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I've become, in the past five years, quite possibly the angriest driver in the U.S.
If there's a string of traffic behind you....for god's sake, I beg of you, with my dying fukcing breath, "pull the fukc over" Please Geezus, "pull the fukc over"!


Humans seem to miss the logic of the passing lane. How dumb are they?

Wow, Homie
Take it easy, dude

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by CelticGypsy

Wow, Homie
Take it easy, dude

Okay, hang on.....more wine......
Ah, that's better!




Why is it, that every single checkout line, seems to get stuck?




Why do I hate waiting, so much?

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by carrie721

^^ho****!

i was a telemarketer for a week. it was awful.

I would have broken your spirit....

[markolas]

I'm quickly losing my patience with this thread.

[BlackWidow]

Originally Posted by markolas

I'm quickly losing my patience with this thread.

ME TOO!!!!

[michelle2677]

Originally Posted by carrie721

people who write checks under any circumstance except paying bills. what the hell do you think this is, 1990? use your goddamn check card. it takes 7 seconds and doesn't make the people behind irate.

reeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllly????

o.k. in my defense-I write checks because I have bad record keeping skills. I use my debit card and pretty soon, I start getting letters from the bank. I can NEVER keep track of it I tell myself every time I will-I never do. Then I spend 2 hours balancing my checkbook via the my phone and trying to figure out where "withdrawal....in the amount of....15 dollars....seventy-five....cents" came from I realize this isn't other people's problem-but I usually write my check out before they ask for the total. So it takes just as much time

also-I have duplicate checks because of this..hahaha
I used to be SO good. Now I don't pay attention I need to work on that

[skcin]

Originally Posted by michelle2677

I realize this isn't other people's problem-but I usually write my check out before they ask for the total. So it takes just as much time

See, you? Are a courteous check writer. You know who to make it out to & you know how to sign your name, so you do it ahead of time, perhaps while the cashier is still ringing up your purchases. Problem is, most others aren't like you. Apparently they think they'll be arrested if they try to fill out any portion of the check before the cashier tells them the total. Oh, and they never have their ID ready either.

[bikerchic]

Originally Posted by skcin

AFTER that she decides to write a check, smiles at the cashier & says "I guess I could have had this partially written out before I came." I swear I almost shot her.

You American's still write cheque's in grocery store's?

[HomerMcvie]

Online banking is the best thing since sliced bread. I look at my account, every day, to view any activity. And believe me, I've found a bunch of ****- for example, bad checks that people have written me- that I've deposited. It would've taken SEVERAL DAYS longer, for me to find out through the mail. This way, I can start hounding them immediately!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by bikerchic

You American's still write cheque's in grocery store's?

USUALLY, only the old people.